Hi Trashies! So here we are at the next team challenge, probably the last one where it can be called a team. Unless you call a duo a team. Me, I call that a partnership. So I’m wondering how the Masterchef producers will sicken me this week with their attempts to make me like Juggernaut. Don’t have to wait for long. The Masterchef helicopter arrives. Or the rental, rather. The mini’s are on the roof of a building in LA – but there’s only five of them. Where is the Juggernaut? She’s scared of heights and can’t get to the landing pad. It almost works, as I don’t like heights either so I can sympathize. But its the living ball of hate and venom that is the Juggernaut, so that passes swiftly and I laugh. She’s a venomous sociopath who is also scared of heights.They aren’t cooking on the helipad, so Juggy doesn’t die as she feared. Its the restaurant takeover challenge, with Bri and Natasha were are team captains, in WP24. Natasha picks Princess Peach, Bri takes DJC. Now Natasha does the obvious thing and takes Luca, saddling Bri with Juggy. Not a lot Bri could have done to avoid this really. Bri is blue, Natasha is red. Bri notices that Juggy has never been on a winning team in a challenge. If only there was some explanation for this. So they’re learning four dishes Steamed Scallop Shrimp Sui Mai, Crisp Lettuce Cups (with tempura Maine lobster), Singapore Style Chill Prawns and Stir Fried Kobe Beef with Chili Garlic and Sweet Bean Sauce. All sounds fantastic, but then for 110 bucks for a four course dinner it needs to be. It doesn’t look easy to replicate though. Then we discover Juggy hates asian food. Y’know Juggy, just to save time, here’s a list of things you don’t hate- Your son. You.And that’s it. I’m not even sure whether she hates herself or not. This is the sign of a bad chef though – it’s just sheer lazy ignorance to dismiss an entire cuisine. Still why do I bother ranting about her, I’d have to be here all day. Gordy is expediting. So far I think Bri’s only chance was to ‘accidentally’ shove Juggy off the top of the helipad, and then substitute in a sock puppet to replace her. Natasha is sorting out her team so they all know what they’re doing. Bri is doing the same. DJC is not happy, and he’s on the money. He’s stuck on a team with someone who won’t eat the meat dishes on moral grounds, and another who just won’t because she’s the Juggernaut. He might as well bag himself up right now. Then, we see Juggernaut attempting to slash her wrist in half. Pages: 1 23
Hi Trashies! So here we are at the next team challenge, probably the last one where it can be called a team. Unless you call a duo a team. Me, I call that a partnership. So I’m wondering how the Masterchef producers will sicken me this week with their attempts to make me like Juggernaut. Don’t have to wait for long. The Masterchef helicopter arrives. Or the rental, rather. The mini’s are on the roof of a building in LA – but there’s only five of them. Where is the Juggernaut? She’s scared of heights and can’t get to the landing pad. It almost works, as I don’t like heights either so I can sympathize. But its the living ball of hate and venom that is the Juggernaut, so that passes swiftly and I laugh. She’s a venomous sociopath who is also scared of heights.They aren’t cooking on the helipad, so Juggy doesn’t die as she feared. Its the restaurant takeover challenge, with Bri and Natasha were are team captains, in WP24. Natasha picks Princess Peach, Bri takes DJC. Now Natasha does the obvious thing and takes Luca, saddling Bri with Juggy. Not a lot Bri could have done to avoid this really. Bri is blue, Natasha is red. Bri notices that Juggy has never been on a winning team in a challenge. If only there was some explanation for this. So they’re learning four dishes Steamed Scallop Shrimp Sui Mai, Crisp Lettuce Cups (with tempura Maine lobster), Singapore Style Chill Prawns and Stir Fried Kobe Beef with Chili Garlic and Sweet Bean Sauce. All sounds fantastic, but then for 110 bucks for a four course dinner it needs to be. It doesn’t look easy to replicate though. Then we discover Juggy hates asian food. Y’know Juggy, just to save time, here’s a list of things you don’t hate- Your son. You.And that’s it. I’m not even sure whether she hates herself or not. This is the sign of a bad chef though – it’s just sheer lazy ignorance to dismiss an entire cuisine. Still why do I bother ranting about her, I’d have to be here all day. Gordy is expediting. So far I think Bri’s only chance was to ‘accidentally’ shove Juggy off the top of the helipad, and then substitute in a sock puppet to replace her. Natasha is sorting out her team so they all know what they’re doing. Bri is doing the same. DJC is not happy, and he’s on the money. He’s stuck on a team with someone who won’t eat the meat dishes on moral grounds, and another who just won’t because she’s the Juggernaut. He might as well bag himself up right now. Then, we see Juggernaut attempting to slash her wrist in half. Pages: 1 23