I want to start out by saying a couple of things. First, I appreciate everyone and anyone who reads my recaps. I enjoy the comments and banter and even some of the arguments. That said, second, I want to apologize for getting too insane on the last recap. I let a few things piss me off and I lost my cool and was a total bitch. I’m not saying that I’m NOT a bitch, I’m just saying that I was out of line. A few of my retorts I stand behind… most of them I don’t… but I want to apologize to one person in particular. @gypsy… I am very sorry. I was very wrong and you (and others) do not deserve to be treated the way that I treated you. Again, I owe more people apologies, but I don’t want to get specific, because some of you may think you are owed one, and I really am not sorry. I think someone slipped me Christi’s “water bottle” and set of balls, because I usually am able to stay out of drama. That said, let me get to pissing off a bunch of people again this week… Last week on Dance Moms, Flabby was missing but the girls still won. This week we get a look into Flabby’s home and her robe. I was NOT prepared for that. Melissa had decided to stop by and check on her before “Pyramid”… Is “Pyramid” a thing now? Flabby says her moms’ nurses are coming today. She says that when you look at her mom, she looks healthy, but she’s in a lot of pain. I’ve seen her mom, healthy isn’t a word that comes to mind. Unless you put “un” in front of it. Melissa says that Madi really needs Flabby because it’s 2 weeks to nationals, but Flabby says that what Flabby needs and what Madi needs are two different things. I agree. One of them need intensive mental counseling, the other needs electroshock therapy. You can decide who gets what. Flabby says the mama-drama stresses her out so as long as Kelly is at the studio, she can’t take it. Apparently Flabby’s mom hates Kelly because Kelly somehow killer Flabby’s dad. Or close enough. Christi is all concerned about Melissa’s “secret meetings”, but Gia has it all under control. Chloe gets a solo and a dark contemporary group dance featuring Madi. Mack and Asia get a duet. Jill isn’t happy because her Kendell doesn’t get jack sht. They don’t do a pyramid, but I’m going to do one anyway. Top: Madi – Because she’s a child and we should love all children because they are perfect. Asia – Because she’s a child and we should love all children because they are perfect. Paige – Because she’s a child and we should love all children because they are perfect. Brooke – Because she’s a child and we should love all children because they are perfect. Mackenzie – Because she’s a child […]
I want to start out by saying a couple of things. First, I appreciate everyone and anyone who reads my recaps. I enjoy the comments and banter and even some of the arguments. That said, second, I want to apologize for getting too insane on the last recap. I let a few things piss me off and I lost my cool and was a total bitch. I’m not saying that I’m NOT a bitch, I’m just saying that I was out of line. A few of my retorts I stand behind… most of them I don’t… but I want to apologize to one person in particular. @gypsy… I am very sorry. I was very wrong and you (and others) do not deserve to be treated the way that I treated you. Again, I owe more people apologies, but I don’t want to get specific, because some of you may think you are owed one, and I really am not sorry. I think someone slipped me Christi’s “water bottle” and set of balls, because I usually am able to stay out of drama. That said, let me get to pissing off a bunch of people again this week… Last week on Dance Moms, Flabby was missing but the girls still won. This week we get a look into Flabby’s home and her robe. I was NOT prepared for that. Melissa had decided to stop by and check on her before “Pyramid”… Is “Pyramid” a thing now? Flabby says her moms’ nurses are coming today. She says that when you look at her mom, she looks healthy, but she’s in a lot of pain. I’ve seen her mom, healthy isn’t a word that comes to mind. Unless you put “un” in front of it. Melissa says that Madi really needs Flabby because it’s 2 weeks to nationals, but Flabby says that what Flabby needs and what Madi needs are two different things. I agree. One of them need intensive mental counseling, the other needs electroshock therapy. You can decide who gets what. Flabby says the mama-drama stresses her out so as long as Kelly is at the studio, she can’t take it. Apparently Flabby’s mom hates Kelly because Kelly somehow killer Flabby’s dad. Or close enough. Christi is all concerned about Melissa’s “secret meetings”, but Gia has it all under control. Chloe gets a solo and a dark contemporary group dance featuring Madi. Mack and Asia get a duet. Jill isn’t happy because her Kendell doesn’t get jack sht. They don’t do a pyramid, but I’m going to do one anyway. Top: Madi – Because she’s a child and we should love all children because they are perfect. Asia – Because she’s a child and we should love all children because they are perfect. Paige – Because she’s a child and we should love all children because they are perfect. Brooke – Because she’s a child and we should love all children because they are perfect. Mackenzie – Because she’s a child […]