Hola Trashies! First of all, I’d like to apologize for the extreme lateness. I think I’ve been exposed to way too much Poo Stain, and it’s rubbed off on me. AND that sentence made more sense in my head, before I typed it out. But I’m leaving it in. Anyway, like I said in the comments – my personal life has been blowing up lately with work and family – and well, I lost sight of what matters and my priorities got fucked up. Which is why I’m going to load this recap up with MONDO JOE FRANCIS SLAMMING – because that’s fun right? And easy too. Dude makes it so damn easy. Hey, what do you know? Joe got himself thrown in jail! It’s true! It’s true! It could not have happened to a better guy. Let’s break this down, shall we? Apparently one night Joe was out on the town, being a douche, and met three young ladies. He offered to drive them to their car in his limo, but instead drove them to his house. When they wanted to leave, he grabbed one of the girls by throat, then slammed her head into the tile floor repeatedly. When they were running out or the house to catch a cab, he then threatened them if they went to the police. I am sure it went something like this, “You all are trash! I’m intellectually superior to you! You are white trash! I’m classy, you’re not! Now take off your top!” Something like that I’m totally sure. I’m guessing here. But I’m so probably right. Does anyone else here think that hanging out with Joe Francis would make you feel like Tori Spelling in a lifetime movie? RIGHT?! “Mother, May I Not Get Date Raped by a Giant Flaming Poo Stained Douchenozzle?,” this Fall on Lifetime. Starring Rob Lowe as the Poo Stain and Tori Spelling as Abbey. Shit, that’s some entertainment! Anyway, after he was convicted, Joe went on a rampage telling media outlets that the jury was “retarded,” and that he didn’t need to kidnap girls in order to get a girl to go home with him. Ummmmmm, what about Abbey, dipshit? Let’s talk about Abbey shall we? This poor girl, somehow ends up with Poo Stain after/during his divorce from his wife of one of month. On top of that she stays with him, through all of his shenanigans: he’s sued multiple times for exploitation of minors, he lost a lawsuit against Steve Wynn and involved Quincy Jones (it’s so weird, you must read this), his Girls Gone Wild franchise went bankrupt, and even necessitated a restraining order against him to keep him from harassing his employees. He’s served jail time for tax evasion, has a history of abusing women (read this article, too. I posted it in the first recap, and then you guys all were referencing it throughout this season – cuz you rock!), Why, why, why does she stay with him? I mean, I […]
Hola Trashies! First of all, I’d like to apologize for the extreme lateness. I think I’ve been exposed to way too much Poo Stain, and it’s rubbed off on me. AND that sentence made more sense in my head, before I typed it out. But I’m leaving it in. Anyway, like I said in the comments – my personal life has been blowing up lately with work and family – and well, I lost sight of what matters and my priorities got fucked up. Which is why I’m going to load this recap up with MONDO JOE FRANCIS SLAMMING – because that’s fun right? And easy too. Dude makes it so damn easy. Hey, what do you know? Joe got himself thrown in jail! It’s true! It’s true! It could not have happened to a better guy. Let’s break this down, shall we? Apparently one night Joe was out on the town, being a douche, and met three young ladies. He offered to drive them to their car in his limo, but instead drove them to his house. When they wanted to leave, he grabbed one of the girls by throat, then slammed her head into the tile floor repeatedly. When they were running out or the house to catch a cab, he then threatened them if they went to the police. I am sure it went something like this, “You all are trash! I’m intellectually superior to you! You are white trash! I’m classy, you’re not! Now take off your top!” Something like that I’m totally sure. I’m guessing here. But I’m so probably right. Does anyone else here think that hanging out with Joe Francis would make you feel like Tori Spelling in a lifetime movie? RIGHT?! “Mother, May I Not Get Date Raped by a Giant Flaming Poo Stained Douchenozzle?,” this Fall on Lifetime. Starring Rob Lowe as the Poo Stain and Tori Spelling as Abbey. Shit, that’s some entertainment! Anyway, after he was convicted, Joe went on a rampage telling media outlets that the jury was “retarded,” and that he didn’t need to kidnap girls in order to get a girl to go home with him. Ummmmmm, what about Abbey, dipshit? Let’s talk about Abbey shall we? This poor girl, somehow ends up with Poo Stain after/during his divorce from his wife of one of month. On top of that she stays with him, through all of his shenanigans: he’s sued multiple times for exploitation of minors, he lost a lawsuit against Steve Wynn and involved Quincy Jones (it’s so weird, you must read this), his Girls Gone Wild franchise went bankrupt, and even necessitated a restraining order against him to keep him from harassing his employees. He’s served jail time for tax evasion, has a history of abusing women (read this article, too. I posted it in the first recap, and then you guys all were referencing it throughout this season – cuz you rock!), Why, why, why does she stay with him? I mean, I […]