Siberia Episode 106 Recap: I’m Pretty Sure the Game is Over
Oh, Trashiis. I have failed you so. I’ve been busier than Miley Cyrus’ twerking coach the last two weeks, although without all the gyrating and mimicking of various sex acts. It’s a magic feat of...
View ArticleBreaking Bad Recap: Tableside Guacamole
Hello Trashmi! It’s time for Breaking Bad: Confessions. Last week had me being furious at a name card honoring the writer’s father, Lydia showing that she’s an even more dangerous hypocrite than Walt,...
View ArticleMinicap: America’s Got Talent
Howdy, Trash dancers (get it! Like flash dancers!). It’s the first week of the “America’s Got Talent” semifinals. Are you ready for this? Yeah, me either. So, I have a fun story for you all. On Monday,...
View ArticleBig Brother Recap: Ain’t No Party Like A Zingbot Party
It's Veto time! And the Zingbot cometh.
View ArticleBrain Rot 8/29/2013
We’ve got a lot of gossip links this morning, so here’s hoping you have a lot of gullibility to match. On to the links There are reports that the LA Lakers have told Lamar Odom if he goes to rehab...
View ArticleCOMMENT SHOWCASE WINNERS AND NOMINATIONS
Happy Thursday, Trashmii, This is def not news to Michael Jackson fans. On this day in history he was born in 1958. This is a special date for Comment Showcase too. We start with a three-way tie for...
View ArticleTeen Mom 3 Recap: MTV Is Back… Third Time’s a Charm
We have a two-episode premier and I have a lot to write… so off to the races. (And I totally slacked on the screenshots… but hey… sometimes things happen and my funny gets lost in the whirlwind. Next...
View ArticleGretchen Carlson from Fox and Friends Almost Twerks
Have you ever wanted to see Gretchen Carlson giggling prudishly with her legs spread open? ME NEITHER. But thanks to Fox and Friends, I have that image burned into my brain until the end of time. The...
View ArticleRHONJ Recap: Healing -The Sequel
Another week with the Real Housewives of New Jersey. We meet again at a strip mall, because strip malls are where all the big action goes down. Not so innocent. Ter’s doing a cooking demo of kale and...
View ArticleAaryn & Amanda Bleach Their Poopers, Because Racism
Hi there Trashionistas, do you know some days it’s hard to find entertainment news. It’s like all the sane people in go out of town, and all the crazies stay in their houses, and you pray for Chris...
View ArticleOrange is the New Black Recap: Mr Piper Goes to Washington
Hello Trashies! So after last ep with the chicken hunting disaster, Piper is going to keep her head down. It’s not going to work though. Partly I suspect as she is the star of the show and if nothing...
View ArticleEat, Drink, Love: Show Me Yours and I’ll Show You Mine
Trashmii, what up? Sorry this recap is so late. So they’re moving this show to Thursday nights on Bravo. Does the move to the work week time slot mean the show has more or less viewers? I don’t know...
View ArticleTop Chef Masters Recap Chuckie Cheese on Acid
The stuff of MisRed’s nightmaresLast week on Battle of the Sous Chefs, if you will recall or read it in my recap, the chefs had an “onion challenge.” They had to make their best dish featuring...
View ArticleBig Brother Recap: The Wrath of Chen
Hey BB Trashmies! We’ve had quite the week, haven’t we? What with Helen getting evicted, Judd returning from jury, “I’ll make my OWN decisions, thank you” Elissa winning HoH, and then the crushing...
View ArticleCouples Therapy Recap: Jailhouse Joe
Hola Trashies! First of all, I’d like to apologize for the extreme lateness. I think I’ve been exposed to way too much Poo Stain, and it’s rubbed off on me. AND that sentence made more sense in my...
View ArticleBrain Rot 8/31/2013
We made it to Friday, gossip links for everyone. Supposedly there is a lot of tension between Jennifer Love Hewitt and her co-stars on the set of the show The Client List. Who knew making a show...
View ArticleAaryn Says She Is Not Racist, Just From Texas
Aaryn Gries from season 13 of Big Brother was evicted last night, and explained to Julie Chen, that she is not a racist. She’s just from Texas. No offense to any Lone Star Staters out there, but I’m...
View ArticleTeresa Denies Asking For Donations For Legal Defense Fund
So last night, Teresa Giudice appeared at some place called the Malibu Beach Resort, and according to some people it was so Teresa could raise funds for hers and her husband Joe’s legal defense fund...
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