Oh, Trashiis. I have failed you so. I’ve been busier than Miley Cyrus’ twerking coach the last two weeks, although without all the gyrating and mimicking of various sex acts. It’s a magic feat of choreography to include the entire Kama Sutra in one performance, no? Since none of the random life events that kept me from you could also be said to have prevented me from e-mailing RonnieK for a sub, all I can do is apologize profusely, catch us up on The Missing Episodes, and move forward from here. To that end, I present… MISSING EPISODE 106: Out of the Frying Pan From the previouslies, Carolina is an actress; her real name is Joyce. Miljan found a journal that he keeps his nose in day and night, despite his inability to read Russian. Irene got trapped in an animal trap with a spiked piece of wood impaling her right leg. Esther volunteered to DQ in order to hit the Uncle button at the helipad to get Irene proper medical attention. I picked my jaw up off of the floor. Esther returned from the helipad to let everyone know the MedEvac was ready and waiting. She also told them that the producers had decided to suspend the rules until Irene got some help, meaning that anyone who helped Irene to the helipad wouldn’t be out of the game. Then she sold them all some swampland in Florida. When Johnny, Daniel, Sam and Carolina/Joyce arrived at an empty helipad, they realized Esther had actually tricked them all into DQ’ing themselves. She never summoned the helicopter. She never even crossed the White Line of Disqualification (WLoD). After a curse-laden tirade, Johnny hit the Uncle button to get some help for Irene only to discover that it’s just a prop anyway; it’s not plugged into anything and won’t actually summon assistance. While Sam remained at the helipad with Irene, Carolina/Joyce (hereinafter just Joyce) led Johnny and Daniel to the show’s base camp where she had previously met with producers, only to discover that it had been abandoned. Not goodMissing Episode 106 opens at the eerily empty base camp with Daniel, Joyce and Johnny all rummaging through tents to pilfer supplies. Johnny finds a note suggesting Joyce was only seducing him at the producers’ behest. Everything is pretty tense, seeing as they have no idea where anyone is or what happened. Joyce lets out a blood-curdling “I’m being attacked right this second!!!!” scream. Daniel and Johnny run to her rescue, but she was only screaming about the massive amount of blood in and around one particular green tent. Johnny comments that it looks like someone got shot. Suddenly the trio hears noise coming from a trailer at the far end of base camp. Johnny says he’s going to go check it out and arms himself with…a tent pole. Not even a stake, just a flimsy little tent pole. Daniel and Joyce are disinclined to investigate, but they too grab tent poles and follow him to the trailer. […]
Oh, Trashiis. I have failed you so. I’ve been busier than Miley Cyrus’ twerking coach the last two weeks, although without all the gyrating and mimicking of various sex acts. It’s a magic feat of choreography to include the entire Kama Sutra in one performance, no? Since none of the random life events that kept me from you could also be said to have prevented me from e-mailing RonnieK for a sub, all I can do is apologize profusely, catch us up on The Missing Episodes, and move forward from here. To that end, I present… MISSING EPISODE 106: Out of the Frying Pan From the previouslies, Carolina is an actress; her real name is Joyce. Miljan found a journal that he keeps his nose in day and night, despite his inability to read Russian. Irene got trapped in an animal trap with a spiked piece of wood impaling her right leg. Esther volunteered to DQ in order to hit the Uncle button at the helipad to get Irene proper medical attention. I picked my jaw up off of the floor. Esther returned from the helipad to let everyone know the MedEvac was ready and waiting. She also told them that the producers had decided to suspend the rules until Irene got some help, meaning that anyone who helped Irene to the helipad wouldn’t be out of the game. Then she sold them all some swampland in Florida. When Johnny, Daniel, Sam and Carolina/Joyce arrived at an empty helipad, they realized Esther had actually tricked them all into DQ’ing themselves. She never summoned the helicopter. She never even crossed the White Line of Disqualification (WLoD). After a curse-laden tirade, Johnny hit the Uncle button to get some help for Irene only to discover that it’s just a prop anyway; it’s not plugged into anything and won’t actually summon assistance. While Sam remained at the helipad with Irene, Carolina/Joyce (hereinafter just Joyce) led Johnny and Daniel to the show’s base camp where she had previously met with producers, only to discover that it had been abandoned. Not goodMissing Episode 106 opens at the eerily empty base camp with Daniel, Joyce and Johnny all rummaging through tents to pilfer supplies. Johnny finds a note suggesting Joyce was only seducing him at the producers’ behest. Everything is pretty tense, seeing as they have no idea where anyone is or what happened. Joyce lets out a blood-curdling “I’m being attacked right this second!!!!” scream. Daniel and Johnny run to her rescue, but she was only screaming about the massive amount of blood in and around one particular green tent. Johnny comments that it looks like someone got shot. Suddenly the trio hears noise coming from a trailer at the far end of base camp. Johnny says he’s going to go check it out and arms himself with…a tent pole. Not even a stake, just a flimsy little tent pole. Daniel and Joyce are disinclined to investigate, but they too grab tent poles and follow him to the trailer. […]