Dance Moms Recap: Abby’s Ultimate Emotional Fkwittage
Let me start out by saying that Abby is an awful human being. I have never hated someone on a reality TV show as much as I did Abby in this episode. Kelly may be a screeching hot mess and was out of...
View ArticleMasterchef Recap:It’s Paula Deen! No one mention the court case
Hi Trashies! A two hour show, and that caught me out a bit, sorry. So I expanded the minicap to a majorcap, but it’s still late so I hang my head in shame. So its the final five, and I’m still sore...
View ArticleBig Brother in 2 Minutes: Week 9 Recap: I Had a Dream
In this week’s Big Brother in 2 Minutes Speed Recap, it’s the anniversary of the Martin Luther King I Had a Dream Speech, which is a good time to get rid of the head racist bony assed bitch! Enjoy and...
View ArticleCheer Perfection Recap: Even The Editors Don’t Seem To Care…
We’re back with the first episode of Season 2 of TLC’s Cheer Perfection. I would feel bad for being slow on this recap, but since the producers have decided as early as Season 2/Episode 1 to not even...
View ArticleThe Challenge Recap: Frank the Douche
Towards the end of last week’s episode, Frank proclaimed that he was going to “let the beast out of the cage” and not hold back anymore. And let me tell you folks, Frank definitely followed through...
View ArticleBrain Rot 9/02/2013
Hey, happy labor day, if you aren’t sprawled out in a kiddie pool with a BAC 0f .03, you’re doing it wrong. But on the plus side we won’t be seeing you on Cops later this year. On to the links Lance...
View ArticleMinicap: Sister Wives
This room? It’s where I keep my purity. Howdy, Trashmii! Hope you’re all having a fun weekend! TLC decided to give us a fascinating less than scintillating mind-numbingly boring Viewer Q&A...
View ArticleComment Showcase Voting Now Open
Hi Trashmii, and a happy Labor Day holiday to you all. This has been an absolutely crazy week with many many many quotables coming from reactions to a couple of bozettes from BB performing an act that...
View ArticleTonight’s Top 10 Shows: Tuesday September 3rd
Tonight's Top 10 Shows for Tuesday September 3rd
View ArticleMillion Dollar Listing LA Recap: Whine and Cheese
Oh em gee, Trashies! I am so sorry for the lateness of this recap. I drove up to visit my parents on Friday night for the holiday weekend. Usually, this is no problem for me writing a recap as I can...
View ArticleBrain Rot 9/03/2013
Okay all you lumpenproletariat out there, Labor Day is over, but on the plus side, for your opiate of the masses pleasure we have some of today’s gossip links. Talk show host, and Alexis Bellino role...
View ArticleEat Drink Love: Daddy Issues
Welcome back, TTTV’ers. Hope you all had a great Non-Labor Day and were able to relax and browse this site! Just when you thought you weren’t able to stand this show any longer, they upped the ante...
View ArticleBrandi and Lisa Vanderpump Feuding On RHOBH
According to reports, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills castmates, Lisa Vanderpump, and Brandi Glanville are on the outs, and not speaking to each other. Radar Online has the story The gloves are off...
View ArticleMinicap: America’s Got Talent
Howdy, Trasheroos. It’s night two of the “America’s Got Talent” semifinals. If you haven’t watched the show yet or are waiting until the full recap to watch all the clips, just watch this now. You...
View ArticleSister Wives Recap: Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock
The vulgarity of the idea that you would hypothetically have 2 husbands just sickens me. Oddly enough, though, the idea that Robyn actually slept with another guy in a super trampy way just turns me...
View ArticleTonight’s Top 10 Shows: Wednesday September 4th
Tonight's Top 10 Shows for Wednesday September 4th
View ArticleBrain Rot 9/04/2013
No time to talk, let’s get linking Okay, so Clint Eastwood and his wife split up, and now supposedly she is dating this guy, and Clint is dating that guy’s ex-wife. Am I the only one who feels like...
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