Okay all you lumpenproletariat out there, Labor Day is over, but on the plus side, for your opiate of the masses pleasure we have some of today’s gossip links. Talk show host, and Alexis Bellino role model, Katie Couric, is engaged. The only way this story could be better is if 50 imaginary kids were rescued from a pretend fire. Us Weekly has the story Miley Cyrus is saying she made history at the VMAs, which is all fine and good, but now we have to wonder, will this be on the midterm? Us Weekly has the story So yesterday, people were saying Pippa Middleton was engaged, and now people are saying that she isn’t engaged. Who would have thought keeping track of Pippa Middelton’s marital status could be so hard? Put your hand down Kate! Us Weekly has the story Hayden Panettiere got her live without regrets tattoo removed the other day. You know, it’s not very fun to be snarky when they just softball them in like this one. Us Weekly has the story Okay,because it’s a slow news day we are going to keep talking about the VMAs. Remember the whole big brouhaha everyone had about Taylor Swift when the camera caught her says STFU during the One Direction award speech? Well, Ed Sheeran, who is the guy Taylor Swift is dating while she spends lots of quality time telling the world was an ass her ex was, is saying that Taylor wasn’t saying STFU at her ex’s boy band, One Direction; she was saying it because Selena Gomez said Miley Cyrus was going to win an award. Wow, more history being made, and yes, it will be on the midterm. Us Weekly has the story Michael Douglas was seen wearing his wedding ring, and he says that he and Catherine Zeta-Jones are going to work things out and not get a divorce.So that’s all settled then. Well except for the part where Catherine Zeta Jones says she’s not getting a divorce, because at this point that detail seems to still be up in the air. Page Six has the story Pages: 1 2
Okay all you lumpenproletariat out there, Labor Day is over, but on the plus side, for your opiate of the masses pleasure we have some of today’s gossip links. Talk show host, and Alexis Bellino role model, Katie Couric, is engaged. The only way this story could be better is if 50 imaginary kids were rescued from a pretend fire. Us Weekly has the story Miley Cyrus is saying she made history at the VMAs, which is all fine and good, but now we have to wonder, will this be on the midterm? Us Weekly has the story So yesterday, people were saying Pippa Middleton was engaged, and now people are saying that she isn’t engaged. Who would have thought keeping track of Pippa Middelton’s marital status could be so hard? Put your hand down Kate! Us Weekly has the story Hayden Panettiere got her live without regrets tattoo removed the other day. You know, it’s not very fun to be snarky when they just softball them in like this one. Us Weekly has the story Okay,because it’s a slow news day we are going to keep talking about the VMAs. Remember the whole big brouhaha everyone had about Taylor Swift when the camera caught her says STFU during the One Direction award speech? Well, Ed Sheeran, who is the guy Taylor Swift is dating while she spends lots of quality time telling the world was an ass her ex was, is saying that Taylor wasn’t saying STFU at her ex’s boy band, One Direction; she was saying it because Selena Gomez said Miley Cyrus was going to win an award. Wow, more history being made, and yes, it will be on the midterm. Us Weekly has the story Michael Douglas was seen wearing his wedding ring, and he says that he and Catherine Zeta-Jones are going to work things out and not get a divorce.So that’s all settled then. Well except for the part where Catherine Zeta Jones says she’s not getting a divorce, because at this point that detail seems to still be up in the air. Page Six has the story Pages: 1 2