We’re back with the first episode of Season 2 of TLC’s Cheer Perfection. I would feel bad for being slow on this recap, but since the producers have decided as early as Season 2/Episode 1 to not even TRY to fking pretend like this is edited by someone with a BAL under .20, then I don’t find it necessary to waste my time rushing to put out a timely recap. Mediocrity breeds mediocrity. Anyway, I would love to say that this season started out with a bang… but it didn’t. The episode was so-so, but the editing seriously pissed me off. So let’s start the story. The Youth Silver team is back and they are preparing a new, harder routine to take them into first this weekend in Texas. They are preparing to go to U.S. Nationals at the end of the season. Alisha worries that the moms bring too much drama to the team. She should worry about how many Super Slurpies they bring too. Cambree seems to have enjoyed her fame, as she is a bit difficult for her parents to control. She’s really cute, but it might get old (spoiler alert, it does). Mandy is worried about the harder routine and Andrea worries that she’s about to vomit (she wishes.) Torrann rolls her eyes at her lovely mom, Ann. It really didn’t take but one clip for me to remember why I can’t stand them. The routine is a lot harder and the parents worry, but Alisha thinks that the faster tumbling and harder stunts will be good for the kids. Torrann broke her foot in the off season, so she’s kinda hesitant to land too hard, which is an acceptable excuse… it’s just all her other ones that annoy me. Alisha meets with Andrea, as she is the new Team Mom President. As such, she is the eyes and ears of the gym. She definitely is the eyes… and the mouth. Her mouth. Never. Stops. Ann says she’s trying to give Shannon a second chance after hurting her “fillins” by hanging out with Michelle and Bonnie. But Shannon just jumps in and starts Andrea-bashing, which is stupid because all of this is really stupid because I can tell by the editing that none of this is actually really happening in this order. Shannon thinks she could do miracles if she was made President. For Andrea’s first ever Team Mom Meeting, she decided to have it at the local library in case there was any screaming. Apparently the meeting also took place in the mid-80s, because Bonnie showed up in her favorite acid washed denim jacket. Anyway, don’t call it a fking Mom Meeting. There are families out there with dads that are probably involved and if Arkansas is as backward thinking as this, at least it would explain why some of these women are complete ass hats. Everyone arrives for the meeting and Andrea takes her spot at the podium in her Madam President. (I’m making […]
We’re back with the first episode of Season 2 of TLC’s Cheer Perfection. I would feel bad for being slow on this recap, but since the producers have decided as early as Season 2/Episode 1 to not even TRY to fking pretend like this is edited by someone with a BAL under .20, then I don’t find it necessary to waste my time rushing to put out a timely recap. Mediocrity breeds mediocrity. Anyway, I would love to say that this season started out with a bang… but it didn’t. The episode was so-so, but the editing seriously pissed me off. So let’s start the story. The Youth Silver team is back and they are preparing a new, harder routine to take them into first this weekend in Texas. They are preparing to go to U.S. Nationals at the end of the season. Alisha worries that the moms bring too much drama to the team. She should worry about how many Super Slurpies they bring too. Cambree seems to have enjoyed her fame, as she is a bit difficult for her parents to control. She’s really cute, but it might get old (spoiler alert, it does). Mandy is worried about the harder routine and Andrea worries that she’s about to vomit (she wishes.) Torrann rolls her eyes at her lovely mom, Ann. It really didn’t take but one clip for me to remember why I can’t stand them. The routine is a lot harder and the parents worry, but Alisha thinks that the faster tumbling and harder stunts will be good for the kids. Torrann broke her foot in the off season, so she’s kinda hesitant to land too hard, which is an acceptable excuse… it’s just all her other ones that annoy me. Alisha meets with Andrea, as she is the new Team Mom President. As such, she is the eyes and ears of the gym. She definitely is the eyes… and the mouth. Her mouth. Never. Stops. Ann says she’s trying to give Shannon a second chance after hurting her “fillins” by hanging out with Michelle and Bonnie. But Shannon just jumps in and starts Andrea-bashing, which is stupid because all of this is really stupid because I can tell by the editing that none of this is actually really happening in this order. Shannon thinks she could do miracles if she was made President. For Andrea’s first ever Team Mom Meeting, she decided to have it at the local library in case there was any screaming. Apparently the meeting also took place in the mid-80s, because Bonnie showed up in her favorite acid washed denim jacket. Anyway, don’t call it a fking Mom Meeting. There are families out there with dads that are probably involved and if Arkansas is as backward thinking as this, at least it would explain why some of these women are complete ass hats. Everyone arrives for the meeting and Andrea takes her spot at the podium in her Madam President. (I’m making […]