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Dancing With The Stars Cast Revealed!
Greetings, Trashies. Today, on “Good Morning America” we found out the full cast of this season’s “Dancing With the D-List Stars.” Without further ado, here they are: Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi dancing...
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Decoding Posters: Walking Dead
A couple of our favorite shows are about to return to the airwaves. We’re dying for a taste, but unfortunately all either of them have given us are posters to decide wtf is going on with their new...
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Play Survivor With Our Tribe!!
Robinez has organized our first ever TrashTalkTV Tribe in Fantasy Survivor. Sign up to play with our tribe. Find us alphabetically or use our ID#, which is 12745. You can sign up here. We’re excited to...
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Tonight’s Top 10 Shows: Thursday September 5th
Tonight's Top 10 Shows for Thursday September 5th
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Big Brother Recap: Bowlerina-Rama
Hey Trashmies! So far this week, after Aryan Aaryn was evicted and subsequently eviscerated by the Chenbot’s upgrade of the “Interviewing a Racist” programming 2.0, VaGinaMarie won Head of Household in...
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Hollywood Exes Recap: Diva or Demon?
Hello, fellow trashy people. Did you all watch last week? What do you think has come over Mayte? Instead of a “time of the month” do you suppose she has a “time of the year”? Wasn’t it this time last...
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Orange is the New Black Recap: Its so funny, how we don’t talk anymore…
Hi Trashies! So ep 7. And Janae is out of shoe – remember Janae? The woman Piper’s absent-mindedness got sent into solitary? She wants some mashed potato for dinner, but Morello isn’t sure she can...
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Million Dollar Listing LA Recap: Gimme A P(ee)!
Greetings, Trashsters. It’s time for another episode of “Million Dollar Listing LA,” or, as I like to call it, “Two Pretty Awesome Guys And The Biggest Douche Canoe Of All Time.” Last week’s episode...
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Project Runway 12 Recap: The Bitch is Back!
Hello Trashonistas! First of all, let me apologize for the lack of recap last week. Due to a mixture of technical difficulties and a soul-crushing migraine, my entire recap somehow got deleted and you...
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RHONJ: Whore On A Stroll
Welcome back to Arizona for The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Yes, we are still “healing”. Next morning, Melissa seems to be miraculously healed from her birthday flu, with the exception of some...
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Tonight’s Top 10 Shows: Monday September 9th
Tonight's Top 10 Shows for Monday September 9th
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Minicap: Sister Wives
Paging the Hair Club for Men . . . Howdy, Trashmii! TLC decided to pack a lot into this episode. First, we heard from all the wives how idyllic their new lives are. Then the family gathered to...
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MiniCap: Boardwalk Empire
SQUEEEEEEEE!!!! Oh, Boardwalk Empire, how I miss you when you’re gone. Your costume and set design porn, your unwieldy cast, your 18 storylines and more than anything, your Steve Buscemi. The winter,...
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Top Model Recap: Clowning Around
Hello there, Trashsters! PopePhilly here covering this week’s ANTM episode. I’ll try to be as awesomely hilarious as Smango always is. Lord knows I love making fun of this show in the privacy of my own...
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Big Brother 15 Recap: Floaters, grab a housekey
Hey Hey, Trashmies! Welcome back! We’re down to the final five, and what a snooze fest this will be. In the blue corner, weighing in at 110 pounds, is a shiftless layabout who spent his entire...
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The Challenge Recap: When C.T. met Diem… Again… And Again…
Hey there my fellow Challenge readers! This past week has been sooooo frustrating. My internet was down the whole week, so I have not been able to see any of your comments from my previous recap....
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COMMENT SHOWCASE: TIME TO VOTE
Happy Monday Trashmii. Hope you football fans had fun cheering your team to victory. Or, in my case, not. On this date in 1776 congress renamed the nation “United States of America”. I believe that up...
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Sister Wives Recap: Changing of the Guard
Will someone tell me how long I have to pretend I still care?Howdy, Trashmii! Welcome to this week’s ep, “A Wife Decides”. As you’ll see later, that’s actually a somewhat misleading title – it’s more...
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Minicap: RHOM
Hey Y’all! It’s Alejandra! Back in black for one episode of RHOM, filling in for the funny, the talented, the awesomely named, smango! Recapping this episode was like coming home for a minute, then...
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Cheer Perfection Recap: Do What You Gotta Do To Get Through This Train Wreck
Yeah, so I officially am not a fan of this show anymore. It’s too much parents… not enough kids, and most the kids they have are annoying… and the fake story lines and crappy editing make it impossible...
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