Hey there my fellow Challenge readers! This past week has been sooooo frustrating. My internet was down the whole week, so I have not been able to see any of your comments from my previous recap. Knowing all of you though, I’m sure the feedback discussed the usual stuff… Like how fortunate you feel to have me write the recaps for “The Challenge”, how hilarious and amazing my writing has been, or how I should consider getting back into modeling because I’m so ridiculously attractive. All I know is that I absolutely love writing for every single one of you and I plan to continue to do so for an extremely long, long, long time. Without further to do, let’s get to my jammed packed recap and cross your fingers that my internet gets working again! The episode kicks off with every cast member and their mother doing some sort of work-out exercise. Watching everyone burn calories, made me feel guilty so I started doing arm curls with my Cheetos as I ate them on my couch. (I don’t mean to brag, but did close to 70 reps) Meanwhile, Diem is continuing her flirting with C.T. He appears to be interested in Diem again because he has already slept with every girl that’s left in the house. C.T. confesses to Diem that he actually likes having Wes as a partner. This is historic in many ways because it’s the first time someone has ever said “Wes” and “like” in the same sentence. Later that night everyone hits up the club for some booze, dancing and debauchery. I have no idea why, but Frank and Emily are swinging around outside like two six-year-old children on a playground. Another peculiar moment was C.T. doing some sort of electric slide line dance with three other girls. I can’t explain why, but I found it extremely enjoyable to see. As with every episode so far, we of course have to watch Diem dance. We get it Diem, you like to dance and you’re good at it, but for the love of God stop shoving it in our faces!!! C.T. breaks out of his chorus line to join Diem for some dirty dancing and making out. It is apparent Diem desperately wants some C.T. meat. And can we really blame her? I’m a heterosexual, married man and sometimes I even get lost in C.T.’s eyes. In your eyes… The light the heat… In your eyes…Sorry, I’ll stop singing Peter Gabriel to myself. Anyway, back at the crib, Diem follows C.T. back to his bunk. C.T. totally thinks he’s about to get some action, but instead Diem passes out and saws logs on his bed. I would feel bad for C.T., but I’m sure he found another living and breathing coed to hump in the closet. The next morning, everyone teases Diem about going back to C.T.’s bunk, but she claims to of blacked-out. Honestly, seeing this much Diem in one episode made wish I could […]
Hey there my fellow Challenge readers! This past week has been sooooo frustrating. My internet was down the whole week, so I have not been able to see any of your comments from my previous recap. Knowing all of you though, I’m sure the feedback discussed the usual stuff… Like how fortunate you feel to have me write the recaps for “The Challenge”, how hilarious and amazing my writing has been, or how I should consider getting back into modeling because I’m so ridiculously attractive. All I know is that I absolutely love writing for every single one of you and I plan to continue to do so for an extremely long, long, long time. Without further to do, let’s get to my jammed packed recap and cross your fingers that my internet gets working again! The episode kicks off with every cast member and their mother doing some sort of work-out exercise. Watching everyone burn calories, made me feel guilty so I started doing arm curls with my Cheetos as I ate them on my couch. (I don’t mean to brag, but did close to 70 reps) Meanwhile, Diem is continuing her flirting with C.T. He appears to be interested in Diem again because he has already slept with every girl that’s left in the house. C.T. confesses to Diem that he actually likes having Wes as a partner. This is historic in many ways because it’s the first time someone has ever said “Wes” and “like” in the same sentence. Later that night everyone hits up the club for some booze, dancing and debauchery. I have no idea why, but Frank and Emily are swinging around outside like two six-year-old children on a playground. Another peculiar moment was C.T. doing some sort of electric slide line dance with three other girls. I can’t explain why, but I found it extremely enjoyable to see. As with every episode so far, we of course have to watch Diem dance. We get it Diem, you like to dance and you’re good at it, but for the love of God stop shoving it in our faces!!! C.T. breaks out of his chorus line to join Diem for some dirty dancing and making out. It is apparent Diem desperately wants some C.T. meat. And can we really blame her? I’m a heterosexual, married man and sometimes I even get lost in C.T.’s eyes. In your eyes… The light the heat… In your eyes…Sorry, I’ll stop singing Peter Gabriel to myself. Anyway, back at the crib, Diem follows C.T. back to his bunk. C.T. totally thinks he’s about to get some action, but instead Diem passes out and saws logs on his bed. I would feel bad for C.T., but I’m sure he found another living and breathing coed to hump in the closet. The next morning, everyone teases Diem about going back to C.T.’s bunk, but she claims to of blacked-out. Honestly, seeing this much Diem in one episode made wish I could […]