Greetings, Trashies. Today, on “Good Morning America” we found out the full cast of this season’s “Dancing With the D-List Stars.” Without further ado, here they are: Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi dancing with Sasha Farber I want to hate Snooki, but a part of me finds her a little endearing. Every time I see her on TV, I’m convinced that she’s in on the joke. Undoubtedly she’ll be a train wreck when it comes to dancing, but we’ll get in a few good laughs along the way. Keyshawn Johnson dancing with Sharna Burgess Who? I have no idea who this is. But YAY SHARNA!!! Google tells me he’s a former football player. That makes me happy that he’s paired up with Sharna. Athletes usually do well on this show and I’d really like to see Sharna go far. Valerie Harper dancing with Tristan MacManus YAY TRISTAN! So, Valerie was diagnosed with a brain tumor and doctors gave her three months to live. How long ago was that? I know it makes me a horrible person, but my first thought was, “Of course the dying woman is paired with Tristan.” I’d like a window seat on the way to hell, please. Brant Daugherty dancing with Peta Murgatroyd Another “Who?” from me. Google tells me he’s got a recurring role on “Pretty Little Liars.” That’s all I’ve got. Pages: 1 23
Greetings, Trashies. Today, on “Good Morning America” we found out the full cast of this season’s “Dancing With the D-List Stars.” Without further ado, here they are: Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi dancing with Sasha Farber I want to hate Snooki, but a part of me finds her a little endearing. Every time I see her on TV, I’m convinced that she’s in on the joke. Undoubtedly she’ll be a train wreck when it comes to dancing, but we’ll get in a few good laughs along the way. Keyshawn Johnson dancing with Sharna Burgess Who? I have no idea who this is. But YAY SHARNA!!! Google tells me he’s a former football player. That makes me happy that he’s paired up with Sharna. Athletes usually do well on this show and I’d really like to see Sharna go far. Valerie Harper dancing with Tristan MacManus YAY TRISTAN! So, Valerie was diagnosed with a brain tumor and doctors gave her three months to live. How long ago was that? I know it makes me a horrible person, but my first thought was, “Of course the dying woman is paired with Tristan.” I’d like a window seat on the way to hell, please. Brant Daugherty dancing with Peta Murgatroyd Another “Who?” from me. Google tells me he’s got a recurring role on “Pretty Little Liars.” That’s all I’ve got. Pages: 1 23