A couple of our favorite shows are about to return to the airwaves. We’re dying for a taste, but unfortunately all either of them have given us are posters to decide wtf is going on with their new seasons. I’m not the complaining type, so I’m gonna use the imagination the good Lord gave me to entertain myself until show time. Let’s start with The Walking dead! The font still looks really dirty, which is a sign that the water hasn’t been turned back on. I know that there is a lot to worry about, what with the end of the world and zombies roaming around trying to rip all y’all’s limbs off and stuff, but you might wanna spend a little less time crying and staring silently at walls and fighting over canned mini-weenies and, you know, get the water turned on. One thing we know zombies hate? Grooming. Fight those fuckers with good breath and clean jeans. Rick is standing alone. He hasn’t gained any weight, which is good. Even in a zombie apocalypse, some people (coughmecough) would find a way to let their figures go to shit. The end of the world doesn’t need to mean the end of your sex life. His hair looks amazing, which means that even though food has pretty much run out, there’s still hair gel. THANK YOU UNIVERSE. He’s also holding a gun and is ready to use it, so he’s most likely back to his cowboy ways and won’t spend the season crying really unbelievably and talking to his dead slut wife on his Sprint PCS Metro ghost phone. That shit has to stop. Rick’s really the only real man on this show. Stop hogging him, dead slut wife! The fence to the prison is broken, so either the walkers get in and slaughter some more extras, or the gang decides to leave for greener pastures and cleaner toilets. Either way, we’re getting a set change. YAY!! I’m hoping for a mall. BeBe could use a little gore, and there’s no problem that a food court can’t solve. No matter what happens this season, we know one thing is for certain: it will always almost be about to rain. The Walking Dead returns Sunday, October 13 on AMC. You can find my TV parody videos on our YouTube channel. I am also a part of a Big Brother podcast and a Bravo podcast called Watch What Crappens, which you can find here. If all else fails, find me on Vine under the name RonnieKaram or TrashTalking Tv on Instagram. Pages: 1 2
A couple of our favorite shows are about to return to the airwaves. We’re dying for a taste, but unfortunately all either of them have given us are posters to decide wtf is going on with their new seasons. I’m not the complaining type, so I’m gonna use the imagination the good Lord gave me to entertain myself until show time. Let’s start with The Walking dead! The font still looks really dirty, which is a sign that the water hasn’t been turned back on. I know that there is a lot to worry about, what with the end of the world and zombies roaming around trying to rip all y’all’s limbs off and stuff, but you might wanna spend a little less time crying and staring silently at walls and fighting over canned mini-weenies and, you know, get the water turned on. One thing we know zombies hate? Grooming. Fight those fuckers with good breath and clean jeans. Rick is standing alone. He hasn’t gained any weight, which is good. Even in a zombie apocalypse, some people (coughmecough) would find a way to let their figures go to shit. The end of the world doesn’t need to mean the end of your sex life. His hair looks amazing, which means that even though food has pretty much run out, there’s still hair gel. THANK YOU UNIVERSE. He’s also holding a gun and is ready to use it, so he’s most likely back to his cowboy ways and won’t spend the season crying really unbelievably and talking to his dead slut wife on his Sprint PCS Metro ghost phone. That shit has to stop. Rick’s really the only real man on this show. Stop hogging him, dead slut wife! The fence to the prison is broken, so either the walkers get in and slaughter some more extras, or the gang decides to leave for greener pastures and cleaner toilets. Either way, we’re getting a set change. YAY!! I’m hoping for a mall. BeBe could use a little gore, and there’s no problem that a food court can’t solve. No matter what happens this season, we know one thing is for certain: it will always almost be about to rain. The Walking Dead returns Sunday, October 13 on AMC. You can find my TV parody videos on our YouTube channel. I am also a part of a Big Brother podcast and a Bravo podcast called Watch What Crappens, which you can find here. If all else fails, find me on Vine under the name RonnieKaram or TrashTalking Tv on Instagram. Pages: 1 2