Hi Trashies! So ep 7. And Janae is out of shoe – remember Janae? The woman Piper’s absent-mindedness got sent into solitary? She wants some mashed potato for dinner, but Morello isn’t sure she can help. With that level of decisiveness its just as well she didn’t make it onto the WAC. Meantime also preoccupied with food are Alex and Nicky, playing ‘eat six in 30 seconds’ or similar. They seem to be getting along well, in fact a genuine friendship is developing. Laura Prepon, actor, and competitive food eaterThey see Janae still reveling in her freedom, from shoe at any rate, and the increasingly wonderful Boo brings her back to earth with a ‘Titanic’ reference. It then clips back to Janae’s youth, where tragically she was so fast at running she had no friends. ehm, ok. Mom dead? No. Horrifying disease? No. Sniff, I just ran so gawdamned fastAs terrible childhoods go, its not quite up there. She only has to run slightly less fast. Back in the present, the first Women’s Advisory Council (WAC) is being held. Immediately we can see how this is going to go, he’s brought some donuts for them – the price of which is not telling the inmates they got them. What’s the chances Piper is going to buck this trend? About 100%. Piper suddenly wishes she hadn’t mentioned 50 Shades of GreyWhat is the deal with that book? The writing is awful. And then, after only a few sentences, Piper bucks the trend. She starts listing all the changes she wants, and Healy lays it down for them – do they want donuts and treats or him to try to change anything? Piper finally realizes that the WAC is just a time waster. Pennsatuckey though is still smarting from losing to Piper – despite the fact she had no real chance anyway. She starts getting into charismatic preacher mode. Despite the fact that Alex could probably squash her with one hand behind her back, Pennsatuckey’s fervent intensity makes her seem threatening. Like a religious Miss Piggy. Piper is playing about with the cell phone she found last ep. Until she gets a picture text of a knob, which puts an end to the fun and games. The arrival of an unexpected penis can do that. Miss Claudette has decided to help Red by making a coconut cake – Red starts buttering up Miss Claudette and then tries to find out why she’s been in the library researching law. Her questioning shtick is a bit like Columbo’s, and takes about as long. In the end, we’re not sure why she did it. Curiosity? Pages: 1 234
Hi Trashies! So ep 7. And Janae is out of shoe – remember Janae? The woman Piper’s absent-mindedness got sent into solitary? She wants some mashed potato for dinner, but Morello isn’t sure she can help. With that level of decisiveness its just as well she didn’t make it onto the WAC. Meantime also preoccupied with food are Alex and Nicky, playing ‘eat six in 30 seconds’ or similar. They seem to be getting along well, in fact a genuine friendship is developing. Laura Prepon, actor, and competitive food eaterThey see Janae still reveling in her freedom, from shoe at any rate, and the increasingly wonderful Boo brings her back to earth with a ‘Titanic’ reference. It then clips back to Janae’s youth, where tragically she was so fast at running she had no friends. ehm, ok. Mom dead? No. Horrifying disease? No. Sniff, I just ran so gawdamned fastAs terrible childhoods go, its not quite up there. She only has to run slightly less fast. Back in the present, the first Women’s Advisory Council (WAC) is being held. Immediately we can see how this is going to go, he’s brought some donuts for them – the price of which is not telling the inmates they got them. What’s the chances Piper is going to buck this trend? About 100%. Piper suddenly wishes she hadn’t mentioned 50 Shades of GreyWhat is the deal with that book? The writing is awful. And then, after only a few sentences, Piper bucks the trend. She starts listing all the changes she wants, and Healy lays it down for them – do they want donuts and treats or him to try to change anything? Piper finally realizes that the WAC is just a time waster. Pennsatuckey though is still smarting from losing to Piper – despite the fact she had no real chance anyway. She starts getting into charismatic preacher mode. Despite the fact that Alex could probably squash her with one hand behind her back, Pennsatuckey’s fervent intensity makes her seem threatening. Like a religious Miss Piggy. Piper is playing about with the cell phone she found last ep. Until she gets a picture text of a knob, which puts an end to the fun and games. The arrival of an unexpected penis can do that. Miss Claudette has decided to help Red by making a coconut cake – Red starts buttering up Miss Claudette and then tries to find out why she’s been in the library researching law. Her questioning shtick is a bit like Columbo’s, and takes about as long. In the end, we’re not sure why she did it. Curiosity? Pages: 1 234