Dlisted — Donald Trump Thinks That Maybe Starbucks Should Be Boycotted For Ruining Christmas
Is that the sound of sleigh bells I hear? Oh good, Donald Trump just arrived in his crazy sleigh to deliver more nonsense to his brain dead elf supporters. I can’t even with this “war on Christmas” silliness that comes up each year. Decorate your own damn tree, people! Also, last time I checked you don’t need religious validation from an international corporation in the form of a paper cup.
Celebitchy — Kylie Jenner: “No Woman Should Be a Paparazzi. What a Bitch.”
Well, Kylie, you know what? No woman — excuse me, young lady — should spend three hours of their day staring at their reflection in the mirror pouting their lips. Being a paparazzo may not be the sort of profession that you can brag about at Thanksgiving, but the fishes gotta eat, and your family, Kylie keeps throwing chum in the water. So take a seat, since all you do is sit on your ass anyway.
Reality Tea — Kim Zolciak Starts Selling Tickets For Speaking Tour – For $125 & $175
Wow! What a deal! Who wouldn’t want to spend their hard-earned money learning to famewhore from rode-hard Barbie? Will Kim have any special guests join her on this life-changing tour, say, a Nigerian prince that really needs our help?
E! Online — Jeffrey Dean Morgan Joins The Walking Dead as Negan
A stone cold killer that is going to charm our pants off? Cool. Now what about Glenn, already?!!!!!! Stop trolling us, Scott M. Gimple!