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The Amazing Race: Incompetence Recap – Planes, Trains, and Idiots
Hiya, Flock of Trashgulls, and welcome to another week (or should I say “weeks”?) of The Amazing Race. In case you were wondering, I didn’t run, run so far away from recapping last week — I was just...
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Survivor Second Chance Recap: Too Much Bickerin’
Hello Trashies! I hope you had a good weekend. It was a beautiful day today, so I used the opportunity to take a nice walk/jog to get in touch with Mother Nature. I’m in the midst of packing up my home...
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Coach Charming Recap: Pilot
We cold open to a man forcefully spitting, “Turn. Sidways.” at the jeans and bikini top-clad woman in front of him. His face contorts and reddens, as she doesn’t understand what “turn sideways” means....
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Coach Charming Recap: You Think They’ll Crown a Red Head?
Having had zero time between episodes, we plow right into episode two. Bill lets us know that in his town, they don’t hide their crazies, they put ‘em out on the front porch for entertainment. As if we...
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Untying the Knot Minicap
By some kind of ungodly miracle, Bravo decided to renew “Untying the Knot” and we are just the luckiest pieces of shit on this planet if you ask me. Our lady of the hour, Vikki Ziegler, tells us that...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Daniel Craig, Kris Jenner, Gwenyth Paltrow, Teen Mom, Gigi Hadid
Page Six – Double-0 Pfffffffffffrrrrrrpppt According to my boyfriend (not yours) Daniel Craig, the grueling nature of filming Spectre provided plenty of opportunities for well thought-out elaborate...
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Reign Recap: The Performance of a Lifetime
“Being King is a Performance.” That’s what Francis tells Charles this week in Ruling a Country 101: Keeping the Peace While Looking Pretty. And while that’s true, it’s not just the King who’s putting...
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Sister Wives Recap: Party Down
Hi Trashies, my apologies for this recap being so late! I have had a hard time catching up since the site came back up. I hope you understand. Anyway, on to the recap Previously on Sister Wives: Maddie...
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Blood & Oil Recap Episode 7: “Fight or Flight”
Welcome back to Rock Springs, ND, the oil boomtown run by the powerful and attractive Briggs family. We have met Daddy Hap, Evil Son Wick (ESW), daughter-with-a-fling Lacey, and 2nd wife Carla. Tonight...
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RHOA Recap: The Eyes Have It
It seems like just yesterday I was making sacrifices to assorted gods in return for a break from the Atlanta housewives. Apparently that was a whole six months ago so here they are again to accompany...
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Untying the Knot Recap: Say Hi to Peeping Tom!
Welcome to another addition of “How the fuck did that show get renewed?” By some kind of ungodly miracle, Bravo decided to renew “Untying the Knot” and we are just the luckiest pieces of shit on this...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Donald Trump, Kylie Jenner, Kim Zolciak, Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Dlisted — Donald Trump Thinks That Maybe Starbucks Should Be Boycotted For Ruining Christmas Is that the sound of sleigh bells I hear? Oh good, Donald Trump just arrived in his crazy sleigh to deliver...
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Masterchef Junior Recap: Get a spare kid lined up, just in case
Heya Trashies! Eeep. I was sitting around wondering when Masterchef Junior would start, and as it turns out, two days ago. Still, start as you mean to go on, as my grandmother used to say. So its the...
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Fargo Minicap: War is Heck
Boy oh boy, Trash Fellas, was last night’s Fargo a doozy or what? The Gerhardt-Kansas City war officially (and quite immediately) kicked off in spectacular fashion, and left a body count that’s nothing...
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Scream Queens episode 7 MiniCap: One murder, two babies, zero closure.
This show is exactly what happens when three white guys create a show with a 95% female cast. Episode starts out with Grace and Dean having their meeting that was promised. Dean said she would tell...
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Project Runway: Yay It’s Over/Whew/Boo
Welcome, gentle viewers, to the finale of Project Runway. I feel mixed emotions about this episode: yay it’s over/whew/boo. Google says it will break some ground: As I queue up the video, I am reminded...
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Apres Ski Recap: SERENITY NOW
When we last left our friends at Whistler Elise (HBIC and freelance Terrance Howard enthusiast) was suspended over a mountain with an anxious vegan and the distant Canadian cousins of Tommy from True...
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The Affair Recap: Downward Facing Douche Canoe
Part One: Helen Helen is watching Trevor and Stacey work on a school project. Trevor might want to stick with punching his dad because that is a “C-“ at best. Sorry to tell you that a career in art is...
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Turned Up Minicap: Lil’ Wayne’s penis needs an intervention
Tonight on TURNTTT with XTINA, we are delievered a tragic shocker. . . LIL’ WAYNE DOESN’T DO RELATIONSHIIPS. How can this be?!?! All that man raps about are his visions of romantic walks on the beach...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Brooks Ayers, Below Deck, Gwen Stefani, My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Today I have two Brooks stories for you: People – 1. City of Hope Admits Brooks Has Never Been a Patient There A spokesperson for City of Hope released a statement indicating that Brooks Ayers has...
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