Page Six – Double-0 Pfffffffffffrrrrrrpppt
According to my boyfriend (not yours) Daniel Craig, the grueling nature of filming Spectre provided plenty of opportunities for well thought-out elaborate pranks. You know, like fart jokes. Craig also added that his costars – Christopher Waltz, Lea Theyroux, and Monica Bellucci were like “family”: “sometimes you love them and sometimes you hate them.” Oh Daniel, you bitch, I love you.
TMZ – MOM YOU ARE SO EMBARRASSING GET OUT MY LIFE
Not Like A Regular Mom, Cool Mom Kris Jenner was spotted sporting a Yeezy jacket and Yeezy boots with a guy self-proscribed as Yeezy and legally identified as her daughter’s husband – just on the heels of her 60th birthday. Oh look, and she brought her court-appointed assignment from Big Brothers Big Sisters boyfriend Cory Gamble out to play. How appropriate, Kris! What a young, hip, sexy lady you are. You’re hep to all the kids’ dopest beats. Keep on truckin, girl!
Defamer – Chris Martin: If Your Marriage to Gwenyth Paltrow Was An Award-Winning Spielberg Film, What Would It Be?! 
According to Chris Martin, his marriage to Gwenyth Paltrow would probably have been Schindler’s List. Wow! I’m so happy for their kids.
Us – Check Out This Teen Monster
Mackenzie Douthit is apparently one of MTV’s pack of surly harpies known as the Teen Moms. Mackenzie is the big muscly one, though, that’s how you know she’s Mackenzie. She enjoys pizza and karate and stopping bad guys and body building competitions. Cowabunga dude!
People – How Kendall and Gigi Got A Spot In the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
N E P O T I S M. I mean hard work and dedication and starvation. Good job ladies – we’re so proud!
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