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Scream Queens episode 7 MiniCap: One murder, two babies, zero closure.

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This show is exactly what happens when three white guys create a show with a 95% female cast.

Episode starts out with Grace and Dean having their meeting that was promised. Dean said she would tell Grace who the baby was, but now she “doesn’t remember” that. That’s basically all that was discussed. Then, Dean goes home and takes a shower and she was REALLY happy about it. Cue Psycho reference, until somehow she was outside the shower to knock him out and call 911. But then another Red Devil shows up, and someone else dressed as a Supreme Court Justice…I don’t remember the name….I write recaps for Scream Queens, come on, what do you expect? Dean is apparently super kick-ass and scares them away, again, NOBODY EVER THINKS TO TAKE THE MASKS OFF, and they just…leave. Yup.

Back at Kappa, Chanel is trying to gather evidence that proves Zayday and Grace to be the killers, and it isn’t working. Also, Denise has moved in and she’s talking to no. 3 about her dreams andHANGON HANG ON YES YES YES I JUST SAW THE NAME NICK JONAS IN THE CREDITS HELL YES!!!!! That’s all I gathered from this scene.

Now we go back to Grace and Dean in her office again, where she gives her the name of the girl who had the bathtub baby, and Grace is upset it isn’t her mom and Dean is like mkay bitch call the wah-mbulance. Denise is now still trying to prove that Zayday is the killer and she goes to Jennifer. Jennifer immediately says there’s no way it’s Zayday, but shares one story about Zayday swearing revenge on rude lil rich bitches, cue Zayday telling them both to fuck off. And then the Red Devil stabs Jennifer in the head. Ouch.

Grace and Pete, study buddies with benefits, are yet again taking everything on themselves because Grace is convinced she is the bathtub baby. She can feel it, you guys. Somehow they decide it’s natural they go to the asylum to find out more information on it….? So they do and obviously that lady had a painting of Gigi and a painting with…TWO BABIES!!! A boy and a girl!! Who are they!! Also the school is now closed because Jennifer ruined everything, and Chanel is pissed about it, so she hires two detectives to again prove Zayday and Grace to be murderers. But all they come up with is the fact that No. 5’s name is Libby and that Grace’s mom was a criminal.

Grace now runs into the kitchen to talk to her new-mom, Gigi, and accuses her of whatever. Gigi doesn’t take it and also breaks the news of her engagement to Wes. When Grace talks to him about it he’s like “I dunno, she had a ring and I went with it because sex!” and it was weird, obviously. Chanel comes to Grace with this information about her mother: She was a bitch and hooked up with your dad at that party and sucked and died drinking and driving. So Grace gets all sad.

Denise is wearing Chanel No. 5’s clothes and claiming to be in charge but all she’s really trying to do is get Chanel to apologize to Grace? For being mean about her mom? Like, where does that come from? That’s where you draw the line? Grace probably deserves some apologies, starting with one from her hairdresser, but she goes to her Dad instead. He tells her everything hanel said about her mom is true, she was in fact the waterfall loving basic bitch, and also he burnt down the house to hide the evidence from Grace? What the s does that even mean? Grace huffs and puffs and leaves, while Gigi steps in. Gigi tells Wes that Grace is failing and should be committed. Okay.

We’re now at the gym and hold UP did you hear that angelic voice????????? IT’S HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s Nick Jonas (Boone) disguised as Joaquin Phoenix! Man I’m so happy to see that sweet face! Okay back to the “STORY”. Boone answers the phone and is clearly talking to the other Red Devil. He says they need to plan to take out Gigi. And his acting, in that 1 minute, was the best part of the episode. I’m biased, but whatever. Boy is talented and if you don’t agree, screw you.


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