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Vanderpump Rules Recap: Looks Like a Job For UBERMAN!
Hey there, Trashies! Here we are, only at week two of Vanderpump Rules’ season 4, and things are seriously heating up. This week we meet the new girls, Lala and Brittany — wow, Bravo Casting has...
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Scream Queens episode 7 Recap: 59 Minutes of Suffering, 1 Moment of Nick Bliss.
It’s true, what we have all been waiting for (mostly me), NICK JONAS WAS IN THIS EPISODE!!! Just barely!!! Alright, the episode starts out with Dean and Grace having the important meeting. If you can...
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The Walking Dead Recap: Pointless Acts
Hey there trash bags! Thanks for stopping by. This week’s episode was somewhat pointless, but we did get a pretty hilarious Carl/Ron fight and a lesbian makeout sesh. Plus, we got to see my favorite...
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Hand of God Episode 9 Recap: Some Piece of Ass
The hardest part of recapping for me has been trying to figure out what to title the damn things. I should be taking notes from whoever came up with the HoG episode titles, because this one is called...
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Christina Millian Turned Up Recap, S2 Ep. 2: FUH REALZ CRAZY sisters
Tonight on TURNTTT with XTINA, we are delivered a tragic shocker. . . LIL’ WAYNE DOESN’T DO RELATIONSHIPS. How can this be?!?! All that man raps about are his visions of romantic walks on the beach and...
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Heroes Reborn Recap: Shot in the Ass, And You’re To Blame…..
This episode, called “June 13th, Part Two” (DRINK!) bounces around more than the Donald’s toupee on a windy day. We went from a slow, dragging plot line to being shot out of a damn cannon! So keep up!...
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Untying the Knot Season 2 Episode 2 Minicap: A Tale of Lard and Love
Hello Trash Talkers! JuleBox, who killed it last week, has left Vikki and her miserable minions behind. I have been granted another holiday to spend with Vikki and her plastic clients. This is not a...
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AHS Hotel Recap: The Little Munchkin in Room 33
Los Angeles 1926 A taxi pulls up to a residential curb, and the pre-Countess steps out dressed for the times. She stands on the walk and looks up at… ooh snap: It’s MURDER HOUSE, Bitchez!!! Back in...
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DWTS Recap: Two Week MEGA-cap!
Hi, Trashies. Sorry for the delay. By the time the site was back up after our little glitch, it just made more sense to do one massive recap. Thanks, as always, for being patient. I hope I can bring...
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Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood Recap: SUPERsized Situation
I’M BACK! Sorry for treating you guys like Moniece treats her child last week, but after spilling vodka on my laptop, I was sort of unable to get online. Thankfully, I’m back, and ready to recap both...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Jared Fogle, “Friends,” Yolanda Foster, Jessica Simpson,...
TMZ – You Would Think This Guy Learned When to Keep His Mouth Shut … but no. Hot sewer sandwich peddler and avid child pornography fan Jared Fogle is digging himself an even deeper fucking hole. He’s...
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Podcap: Empire “True Love Never”
Welcome Back, Empire Fans! This week, Angie and David fly solo while I recuperate from my coastal transition (yay, Dirty Coast!). So if you think I’m annoying, this is the best week to listen! Will...
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America’s Next Top Model Recap: Night of the Living Dummies
It’s the top 5 and the models are officially back at the house in LA. They look at Mame’s photo displayed on the screen, and her cleavage is mysteriously blurred out, even though it wasn’t in the last...
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Couples Therapy Recap: The Power Struggle
Hey there ya buncha trash bags! Welcome back to another week of Couples Therapy! If you missed last week, gentleman Joe basically tried to convince everyone that he didn’t beat anyone by talking slowly...
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Untying the Knot Season 2 Episode 2 Recap: Done!
Hello Trash Talkers! If you need a break from the pathetic souls on the bridal shows, this one is for you. Let’s watch another couple who have done their time and are also done with the bullshizz...
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Holiday Baking Championship: Episodes 1 & 2
Hey y’all! Halloween is over, which means it is time for all things reindeer and snowflakes, over on the Food Network. That’s right, it’s the Holiday Baking Championship! A show that nobody asked for....
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Survivor Second Chance Recap: “Perception Is Truth”
Hello everyone! I hope you’re all enjoying a wonderful weekend. I hope this recap will bring you a chuckle or two despite the horrible news coming out of Paris. Let’s get started. Previously, the...
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Sister Wives Recap: Now I Ain’t Sayin’ She’s a Gold Digger…
The Previously On feature is just repeated over from last episode, so I’m not going to bore y’all to death any more than is necessary. You can thank me later. The Browns are packing! Did they finally...
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How to Get Away with Murder Recap: Victory Sex All Around!
Going back to last week on How to Get Away with Murder, Bonnie is revealed to be the person who pushed Perky Prosecutor off the balcony to splat to her death. I’m with Bonnie on this one. The kids all...
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Minicap: Keeping Up with the Kardashians – That Was Then This is Now
Moons over Miami, Kardashian style Welcome back K-fans! Are you ready for more drama,drama, drama with the Kardashian-Jenner Klan? Here’s what happened this week: Kourtney is moving on without Scott...
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