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Botched: Where the Wildd Things Are
Ok here we go- a half dozen episodes into the season which equals 14 boobs, 5 noses, 2 necks and 1 labia [all numbers estimated]. This episode focuses on boobies, as per the title which comes directly...
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Reign Recap: Fate Will Find a Way
Two years ago, I fell in love. Granted, it might not have been the healthiest of things; I was still trying to fill the college sized void in my heart (honestly that’s most of your 20s…hold on to...
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Project Runway Junior – Welcome Wunderkinds
Oh yay! A new spinoff of Project Runway! Featuring children no less! I spent 2 seasons recapping Project Runway, and Project Runway All-Stars, and burnt out because it was WAAAAY too toxic for me, but...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Charlie Sheen, Ariel Winter, Jaime Alexander, Scott Disick,...
Celebitchy – Charlie Sheen’s Today Interview: He Was Diagnosed with HIV Four Years Ago Is anyone surprised that Charlie McMethMouth is HIV positive? He must be a disease factory whose germs will one...
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The Royals Season 2 Premiere Recap: Sweets to the Sweet
Hark, Trashies! It’s been a long time since we’ve rock n rolled, hasn’t it? SOOooooo glad to be back to the show that brought me to you in the first place — FINALLY — it’s time for season 2 of The...
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RHOA Recap: Most Valuable Beard
Last week, Peter and Cynthia had a heart to heart about him working harder on pretending to respect her in public. Kenya debuted her house which will double as the set of Hostel III. Kandi and Todd...
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Masterchef Junior Recap:I’dve been ok on a cooking show
Heya Trashies! I read an old interview this week with Amanda Barry, the UK soap star who famously punched Gordon Ramsay in the first Hells Kitchen (the original UK one, which Gordy left behind to do...
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Keeping Up with the Kardashians: That Was Then This Is Now
Welcome Back K-fans to another season! This episode is called: That Was Then This Is Now. Gees, that can pertain to so many of the K-characters: Kim is preggers and eating like a horse; Khloe is now...
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Project Runway Juniors Recap: As If We Never Said Goodbye
Hello my darlings! Did you miss me? I missed you! I was supposed to return sooner after Food Network Star but a two hour premiere and a certain RBF blonde got the best of me. God, I hate you But that’s...
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Apres Ski Recap: Ask Jeeves
In case you are wondering, Ask Jeeves still exists and I know this because I used to ask Jeeves, “why is Elise so miserable?”. The “answers” were a message board for the video game Assassins Creed and...
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Scream Queens Minicap: Everything’s Coming Up Boone
This episode started off very well, because of Nick Jonas. Is my Nick obsession getting old yet? Let me know, I’ll be sure to not care! He’s on the phone, yet again, and asks curiously about Zayday....
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Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood Recap: Catwalks & Catfights
Just when I thought Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood couldn’t get any more ridiculous (ahem, scripted), this week’s episode proved me so, so wrong. This week we were blessed with fake tears, tossed...
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Christina Millian Turned Up Minicap, Ep. 3
Everyone is still getting turned up over in Christina Millian’s world and we begin our evening with Dom and Lizzy canoodling in Tina’s kitchen. Lizzy is talking to Dom in a baby voice about how he...
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Holiday Baking Championship Recap: Would You Like Some Stuffing or a Good...
Hey y’all! The bakers are back, and they are keeping the bad puns flowing and cooking up some unnecessary dramatics. This week starts off with Bobby Deen in a sweater/button up combo, as Bobby still...
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Heroes Reborn Ep. 9 Recap: Sundae, Bloody Sunday, and all I am is Hungry
Welcome back to this roller coaster with no brakes! It’s gonna be a brave new world, y’all! A world where governments allow ONE person to decide the fate of Earth and it’s future inhabitants. It’s...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Josh Duggar, The Soup, Khloe Kardashian, Kylie and Kendall...
People – Josh Duggar Sued for Assault and Battery Josh Duggar, former Ashley Madison user and sibling molester and general all-around gross human, is now being sued for assault and battery by an adult...
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Christian Millian Turned Up, Ep. 3: Twerking towards success
Everyone is still getting turned up over in Christina Millian’s world and we get more opening shots of the real star of this show, Tina’s gazebo. We begin our evening with Dom and Lizzy canoodling in...
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DWTS Recap: Three’s Company
Hi, Trashies! So, it’s the semi-finals. Why is Tom trying to build up suspense about Tamar? We all knew last week that she wouldn’t be there. Anyway, Bindi and Derek are up first with a salsa. All the...
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Scream Queens Recap: Akeelah & the Bitch
This week opened with a beautiful scene, containing the face of Nick Jonas, disguised as “Wakeen Phoenix”. He’s on the phone as always, talking to the third party we still don’t know the identity of....
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Hand of God Episode 10 Recap: It’s the Finale, Bitches!!!
It’s the final episode, so this will be my last recap for a while, unless I’m fired for picking this awful show that nobody in their right mind would ever watch, on a streaming platform that nobody in...
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