Ok here we go- a half dozen episodes into the season which equals 14 boobs, 5 noses, 2 necks and 1 labia [all numbers estimated]. This episode focuses on boobies, as per the title which comes directly from E!
First is Lacey Wildd, who astute and XL tit lovers will remember from season 1. She came to the docs to have her TRIPLE Q boobs installed. But, while her frankenchest was fine, the rest of her looked old. So more surgery was performed. Lacey looked good. Then, of course, she pushed the plastic surgery envelope and whoopsie-daisy-cutter, now her face is full of fillers and looks less “stretched out but still tight” and more “saggy and misshapen.” 
Wildd is my real last name.
Before her initial appointment, she has to meet with her friend Rajee, who I am convinced Lacey keeps around only because it looks like she went to Jiffy Lube for her facial surgery. Kind of like how insecure hot girls will hang out with a larger friend to make themselves look better. In this case, Lacey just needs someone who looks like modern art so people can appreciate her straightforward landscape painting-version body.
I scare small children and some dogs
They chat about men and some other such nonsense. Rajee, who was I guess featured on the show before…maybe…asks Lacey to send her love to the docs for her. Lacey also promises this will be the last surgery. Right- unless she plans on dying in the next three years, otherwise this is not a wager I would want to have real money on.
Now we go to another oddly be-torsoed creation named Cassandra Cass- a world class Jessica Rabbit impersonator. Uh ok. She is transgendered and, as a child of the 80’s and 90’s, she holds Jessica Rabbit up as the ideal. She had a metric ton of surgery, including a full on bottom transformation. Her boobs are massive but her nostrils are thin. She can’t breathe and has a lot of drip.
Coquettish in the waiting room, but not on Instagram!
After some commercials, we meet Sarah who says she has an alien baby tummy. She says that her life’s theme is “bad luck.” Oh lord. Now I feel bad because her story continues as she describes a dog bite that ripped off a corner of her mouth and some of her teeth. She wound up taking a doctor’s advice and got a nose job to distract her from the mouth issue. But, the surgery failed and her nose was all collapsed and lopsided. THEN, she goes to the hospital in relation to being diagnosed with stage 4 cancer, and the doctors find a 2 and a half foot long tumor growing from her heart to her lungs, suffocating her from the inside out. She had more surgery- one of only 200 people in the world to have this tumor and the only survivor- and gave her a hysterectomy. She has a long, vertical scar running from her tum to her bagina. I am beginning to think Sarah’s ancestors might have robbed an Indian burial ground.
Sarah comes in to her consultation and describes that her first doctor was found guilty of smoking crystal meth. Her nose implant is totally dislodged. They take a look and Terry thinks she needs a tummy tuck- a surgery with a high risk for complications.
Before we can turn her frown upside down and her tummy from grooved to smooth, we have to see Ms. Wildd at her initial meeting. Technically, she could use “Wildd on E!” as a tagline. I miss that show. Who was that first host? Jules Asner! Memories. Anyway…
She walks in and Terry says “The boobs are back!” Her measurements are 52-27-37. Yikes. Also, SHE HAS HAD 6 KIDS! There is some additional chatter about penis sizes, vaginal tightness and other topics that will embarrass all six of her children.
They examine Lacey and Nassif, the nose master, talks about the effects of repeated procedures on the ol’ proboscis. They decide to fix her nose and give the neck a little tug as well.
Sarah is up next and Terry is ready to work on the tummy tuck. He will also use a piece of her rib to fix the tip of her nose. Terry will also move the scar below the bikini line. They are operating simultaneously, which is a new one. Nassif says that Terry nails the stomach. Nassif gets in on the nose and after harvesting the rib, he is reconstructing the entire thing. Nassif thinks hedid a great job and we wheel her out to the recovery room and go back to the waiting room to meet…
Cassandra Cass!
BUT BUTT BUTTT, before we get to her, we have to endure the fixing of Lacey Wildd. Her boobs are so heavy that they are falling off of the operating table so they have to tether them together. This is a 7 hour operation. She has no fat on her body after all the liposuction. Nassif finishes the facelift and move son to the rhinoplasty. He gets a lot of scar tissue and I get another scotch.