Last week, Peter and Cynthia had a heart to heart about him working harder on pretending to respect her in public. Kenya debuted her house which will double as the set of Hostel III. Kandi and Todd saw their big headed baby and Porsha is fighting to be a beard once again. Sheree and Kenya got into a debate over which one of their houses should be condemned first and we were left wondering whether Sheree would throw her drink at Kenya.
Did she? Of course not! She by Sheree needs all the free groceries she can get. The argument concluded with Kenya apologizing for calling her a bitchass and walking away. The opponents then went to their separate corners and interestingly enough, Kenya’s corner included Phaedra. I guess Sheree is still salty about Phaedra representing her years ago. She’s about as salty as her purse when she shoves her margarita glass in there. Three more drinks and Chateau Sheree will have a matching set.
Phaedra asks Kenya why she went after Sheree like that since she’s changed. Kenya denies what she just did and says to the camera that Phaedra needs to change the locks since Apollo isn’t coming home.
“Whatchu talkin’ bout, Kenya?”
And there goes my hope for a donkey/stallion fitness crossover video. Meanwhile, Sheree says that she’s reformed and doesn’t do crazy stuff anymore. Paying bills, getting jobs…she hasn’t done that wild stuff in years!
Peter makes his way over to the women once Kenya leaves and he says that he let her have it for going off on him about the video. Cynthia doesn’t say much but is clearly happy that someone else called him out on his behavior. Mal is there and Peter explains that he only put his hands on the woman’s neck and proceeds to live out his snuff film fantasy by grabbing Mal’s neck. She takes this surprisingly well and invites him to own it and apologize. He doesn’t and in a final jab, he says he didn’t like Cynthia’s entrance. I just love it when people cover up their own misdeeds by making someone else the bad guy. By love I mean loathe and by people I mean bitchasses.
“Lord, help me to forgive Peter. Also, can you turn him into Leon and erase the last seven years of my life and credit history?”
Kenya meets with Kim Fields who is actually good-natured about the Tootie thing. Most child stars really hate hearing people reference roles from decades ago but Kenya doesn’t get it. She still wears her Miss USA sash to LensCrafters openings. No invitation needed. Kenya’s pilot hasn’t “found the right home” which is strange because I see tons of garbage cans everyday. Kenya wants to get Kim involved with her pilot and we have seen how well Kenya works with others so this should end badly in 3, 2, Walter.
Cynthia and her business partner discuss how well the launch party went. She talks about doing a Miami launch and Cynthia says yes faster than she’d sign Peter up for an all expense paid trip to Iraq. She cries to her partner about her Peter issues and she encourages her to let Peter drink and smoke himself into oblivion so they can sell him a steady supply of shades.
Porsha is at her Go Naked office with her employees. I’m almost certain that the the office is an elaborate Mattel creation that they set up and break down a couple of times a week to make Porsha feel like a big girl. She wants to take her company to the same level as Jessica Simpson or Jessica Alba but when your company name is basically the tricking pledge of allegiance, you’re not going that far. They all hate that she has a man because she gets way too into them and when it goes bad, she disappears like Ho’Dini. She decides that the best way to make everyone like this man who is too young for her is to have a sip and see which is usually held for infants. The irony, much like her five years of high school, is lost on her.
Phaedra and Cynthia meet at a tea shop. They talk a little about Peter and Cynthia apologizes again for her Apollo comments last year. Phaedra reiterates that Kandi wasn’t there for her and it hurt to have people pile on when things were so bad at home. Meanwhile, Sheree and her two daughters are at Kandi’s clothing store trying to stuff each other’s Christmas presents into their respective purses. Sheree asks about Phaedra and totally agrees that her becoming friendly with NeNe was a slap in Kandi’s face.
Kim is working on her website. She’ll be selling maternity wear, coffee, tea, Cambodian breast milk and roller skates.
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Kandi is with her staff discussing lightening her workload despite announcing that she’s opening a restaurant. And Kandi’s bought yet another spinoff. Her baby shower needs to be planned and Todd is looking forward to it so he can collect his money from Phaedra. Don Juan joins in the collections crusade against Phaedra.