People – Josh Duggar Sued for Assault and Battery
Josh Duggar, former Ashley Madison user and sibling molester and general all-around gross human, is now being sued for assault and battery by an adult film actress he once met in a hotel. Josh remains in a faith rehab for his shitty behavior, which always works. I’m sure it will totally work for him as well. I hope this woman gets some justice and peace and I hope Mrs. Duggar leaves him before he can further ruin lives.
Entertainment Weekly – The Soup Cancelled by E!
Ehhh I gave up on this one years ago. My reaction: this was still on?
TMZ – Khloe Kardashian Gets a Staph Infection??
Khloe apparently contracted a staph infection at the bedside of Lamar Odom. The medical allegations are gross and I’m never entering a hospital as a visitor again.
Us Magazine – Kylie and Kendall Jenner Egged in Australia
That is all. Rock on, Aussies.
E! – Michael Phelps is Going to Be a Daddy
Michael Phelps, noted swimmer and pot huffer, is expecting a son with his fiance. High fives all around!