Tonight on TURNTTT with XTINA, we are delievered a tragic shocker. . . LIL’ WAYNE DOESN’T DO RELATIONSHIIPS. How can this be?!?! All that man raps about are his visions of romantic walks on the beach and sipping milkshakes through one straw. Weird.
Anyways, we pick up with the three Millian sisters and it’s all just downhill at this point. Christina is torn up over the fact that Wayne couldn’t keep his johnston in his pants and Lizzy wants her boyfriend’s european johnston to slap her in the face. So what feels more appropriate then also having Danielle’s tragic pregnancy problems intertwined with this other really important shit.
Lizzy takes Christina’s “creative director” (token gay BFF) and says obviously you can’t bring a straight man to a lingerie store. She only wants one guys boner slapping her in the face guys, no strangers thanks.
We go to the doctor’s office and see Danielle and Richard discussing how hard of circumstances their baby will have regardless of if he is born premature or to full term. They acknowledge the fact that they haven’t been very open about the real struggles of this pregnancy with their families and decide it is time to let everyone know what is really happening.
After hearing about this really terrible thing, we jump to an obviously much more gut wrenching moment with Tina sobbing in her gazebo. Lizzy comes outside and Tina reveals that Wayne and her are pretty much over. It all came down to some wannabe stripper, rapper hoe (i like a girl who has multiple goals), who posted an Instagram photo of her in Wayne’s house. Instagram is now a legal form of evidence to use in the court of law now I believe.
We go into Tina’s home and Mom comes over, where Tina lets her know she’s single again and her Mom literally can’t even make her eyebrows look surprised. Not the settling down type, is that right Wayne? STUNNED. Danielle and Richard come by to talk to her family about their son and tell Tina’s pineapple romper to settle the hell down.. They discuss the challenges ahead and it’s an extremely sad moment to watch. Cut to the “coming up next part” and we get Lizzy yelling about hoes outside of a club. Never change Millians, never change.
To find out if Lil’ Wayne comes to his senses and disables his Instagram account, check back in soon, as I will have the full recap up ASAP!!
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