TMZ – Another Ringing, Completely Sane Endorsement for Donald Trump
This one from famous face tattoo-haver and Muslim Mike Tyson. “Hey listen, anybody that was ever President of the United States offended some group of people,” Tyson shrugged jovially. Yeah! That must have been what the Third Reich said about Hitler. Hey! Ya can’t please everyone. And if you can’t please them, ostracize them from society and convince your population that they’d be better off cleansed of this fanatical scourge.
Reality Tea – THIS IS WHERE YOUR CAMERAS SHOULD BE ANDY
On last night’s Slippy Slidey Sloppy Showcase (aka Watch What Happens Live), America’s most talented judgmental hummingbird Phaedra Parks confirmed that her ex-husband, Apollo Nida, will be doing time at Ft. Dix, the same penitentiary that will house fellow Bag of Dix Joe Giudice. It is a crime against modern American culture that cameras will not be allowed in that building. Could you IMAGINE the dinner parties.
People – Are You Looking Selena?
Are you? Because this foul fucking Instagram post totally isn’t for you, gurl. Uuuunnh. (someone please strap Justin Bieber to a rocket for the love of God)
Perez Hilton – Jennifer Lawson has Put In Her Time
So please cut that shit out with the teeny bopper movie roles, people. Yes, that cool girl who you wish you could be and get nervous flaunting your boyfriend in front of is DONE playing Katey Nell Evergreen in the wildly successful franchise and would not return for a prequel, so cool your pits, middle schools everywhere. Jennifer Lawson is strictly committed to falling adorably at the Oscars, because that will never get old…
/sarcasm
Instagram – Presented Without Context or Comment
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