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Masterchef Junior Recap: Please don’t let any die until they’re out of my care
Hiya Trashies! Its a challenge week! Sprogs defying death at a theme park.Very likely it will highlight that the years between an 8 yr old and a 12 yr old are more like dog years, developmentally...
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Apres Ski Recap: Going Downhill Pretty Fast
Last week I pleaded with Andy Cohen to finally let us see a resolution to what I have aptly entitled “dinner fights”. On Sunday evening the team joins together for a breaking of bread and a screaming...
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The Affair Recap: Who’s Your Baby Daddy?
Present Noah and Alison are pulling up to the courthouse in Montauk, which is crawling with local paparazzi. Toby from the West Wing wants to pull around the back, but Noah is ready to meet the press....
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Fargo Recap: Cowboys and Indians (and Aliens)
Guys, hold on. I need a minute. I… And the… I can’t. This episode of Fargo was too much to handle. So much that it took me an hour just to find those gifs and compose myself enough to decide how I’d...
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Holiday Baking Championship Recap: Der Ain’t No Jews in Kuntucky
Hey y’all! Welp, apparently I am as dumb as Maeve is terrifying, as this is not the season finale of what can only be described as the most riveting holiday baking competition reality show ever...
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Scream Queens FINALE MiniCap: 666 Sesame Street
This finale episode started out with something we have never gotten before: answers!! And a lot of them!! SO basically I’ll wrap up what Pete had to say… Pete was a Red Devil killer, yes. He saw it was...
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Vanderpump Rules Recap: Bite Me
Howdy, Trashmii! On this week’s episode of VPR, Lisa throws two Gay Pride parties a block apart, Shay hurls with a little help from his friends, and James displays a revolting predilection. We’ll wrap...
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RHOA Recap: Kicking and Screaming Part Deux
Last week, we got to see the outside of Sheree’s house which is made of wood and fondant. Kim prefers her fish taco out of it’s shell and their boat ride ended up shakier than a Bedroom Kandi goody...
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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Yo Yo Diets and the Shadies of London
Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Yolanda was sad. She took it out on Gigi by showing her the milk… …and then taking it away. Gigi got revenge by not only eating on camera, but by...
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Christina Millian Turned Up: Cracking Faces and Shattering Dreams
The day is beautiful, the sun is shining, so what is more thrilling then Lizzy picking Dom’s nose hairs to open our episode. I love my life already. Match.com’s new ad Tina skips over to her best...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Justin Bieber, Kate Middleton, Kitson, James Deen, the Duggars
TMZ – There Goes Justin, Trying to Rebel Justin Bieber, America’s annoying neighbor that just won’t go away, called a famous tattoo artist and got some wings sketched on the back of his neck late last...
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Couples Therapy Recap: The Final Countdown
Hey trash bags, I’ve got some bad news. This is our last recap for Couples Therapy as this week was the season finale. I know all 15 of us viewers are really bummed out, but as they say, all subpar...
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Scream Queens Finale Recap: (Re)Cappa Crappa Show
Okay I’m going to go on a kind of personal rant real quick, if you don’t care and just need the recap scroll down to the first pic – a trick I got from Ronnie’s RHOBH recap. This was my first time ever...
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Top Chef Recap: Where’s My Fish?
Buckle up Giselle, it’s gonna be a rough week. We open on the empty Top Chef Kitchen, where slightly tense music plays to get us into the mood. It’s post-elimination and the chefs are chillin. Marjorie...
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America’s Next Top Model Recap: Fierce Dreckitude While Smizing from H2T
Hi Trashiis! Sorry it’s taken me so long to put this final recap together. I’ve been sick Well, I thought since this is the last recap of America’s Next Top Model… ever, I’d do something a little...
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Survivor Second Chance Recap: Dream Goats and Rope Management
Hello Trashies! I hope you had a great weekend. I’m sorry this recap is a bit late. I had a bit of a busy weekend, but I’m here now. So, let’s get started! Previously, a grave tragedy happened at...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Mike Tyson, Real Housecriminals, Justin Bieber, Jennifer...
TMZ – Another Ringing, Completely Sane Endorsement for Donald Trump This one from famous face tattoo-haver and Muslim Mike Tyson. “Hey listen, anybody that was ever President of the United States...
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The Royals Recap: Shag On, Dahling
Greetings, Trashies! This week we’re visited by King Simons ghost, who’s come back to get under his brother’s skin. Qua is getting shadier by the minute, and we find out what Jasper and ‘Mandy’ are...
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Blood & Oil Recap FINALE: “Departures”
It’s finale time, Drill Bitters! Whodathunk Blood & Oil would last the entire season? It’s doubtful ABC will renew it, but I enjoyed the show and thought the acting was good and the scenery was...
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Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Lions, Tigers, and Texts
Welcome to another episode K-fans. This one takes us to wild animals in Mexico, humans acting like animals in Canada, and all the krazy Kardashians acting like idiots wherever they may be. Let’s get...
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