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TrashTalkCeleb: Kris Jenner, K-Fed, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Jennifer Lawrence,...
Celebitchy – Kris Jenner,60 Years Old & On Her Period, Wonder If She Can Still Get Pregnant I can’t believe this bitch still bleeds. I thought at this point she was just a human flesh suit for the...
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Project Runway Junior – Fashion for the Compartmentalized Young Woman
Previously – Bridget won, Samantha and Matt avoided elimination, so we now know there’s a double elimination headed our way. Heads up, I found this episode to be a yawn-fest so I asked VintageSnarker...
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Fargo Finale Recap: Tripoli, and All the Ships at Sea
Well howdy there, Trash Fellas, and welcome to the sorry end to our sweet little tale. This episode beautifully, if not quietly and expectedly (like Game of Thrones does with its seasonal trajectory)...
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Christina Millian Turned Up Minicap
Let’s all get hype because Snoop Dogg is going to be getting turned up with Tina this week! Oh wait. . . he showed up for the scene before the opening credits even rolled, so we’re off to a great...
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Holiday Baking Championship Recap: The Gift That Keeps On Sucking
Hey y’all! This week on the Holiday Baking Championship with occasional Bobby Deen sightings, we are down to the final three quality bakers, and Haley. Only three of these bakers will make it to the...
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Masterchef Junior Recap: The Screaming starts as Gordy’s balls descend
Hi Trashies! This week I am speaking from the land of snot and headaches. No, not the new name the Scots are calling England, but my sickbed. Or vaguely unwell bed. Ironically it has given me the idea...
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Vanderpump Rules Recap: Movin’ On Up
Howdy, Trashmii! On this week’s episode of VPR, Sur hosts a charity dinner, James lubricates Kristen’s door, and the Toms go all “Pro Bono” on Lisa. We’ll close with a nice minicap of After Show no.7,...
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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Pregnant Midget Donkey Enigmas
***As usual, if you don’t like me blathering on about nothing Housewives related, scroll down to the first second screen shot for the regular recap! Wanna start at the very beginning? Get all the...
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The Affair Recap: Could I Substitute Fries For Lies With My Lobster Roll?
Present Cole is testifying about that time Noah beat up Scotty for knocking up Whitney. The defense attorney Dana Klass (although I totally heard the judge say Claus, so I now want to make holiday...
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Turned Up Recap: Snoop Like Me
On “Turned Up” this week, all the hype is about Snoop Dogg collaborating with Christina on her song “Like Me.” We open seeing Christina, in her snow pants, being super excited for Snoop to be there. He...
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RHOA Recap: Moods Over Miami
Last week, we saw the end of Street Fighter: Housewives Edition. We also saw the quickest resolution in housewives history as Porsha and Cynthia made up, without Porsha actually apologizing, and at...
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Apres Ski Recap: YA Fired
Hello my fans of Whistler, all 4 of you, apologies that this recap is a bit delayed I’m currently involved with a case of the plague and I finally had the energy to give our friends at Apres Ski their...
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AHS Hotel Recap: MadLibs Edition
Previously, Agent Coop put on his Batman voice and literally swore to wipe out crime in the city. I mean, even for Murphy, that was bad. I’m a week behind on recaps so I’m just going to MadLib this...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Audrina Patridge, Caitlyn Jenner, Fuller House, Richard...
Us – Blink. Blink. Sigh. Blink. Audrina Patridge finally stared into the heavens long enough to be blessed with a tiny coco butter flutter of joy, growing boringly but beautifully in her belly....
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Top Chef Recap: Dessert in the Desert
Someone’s gonna break one of these… This week starts off with congratulations for Kwame. As usual, he is humble. It’s a nice way to kick off the ‘sode (cause you know the rest of it is going to be a...
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AHS Hotel Recap: M*th*r F*ck*ng REVENGE
Previously, the Countess got married, Ramona Royale was put in The Hallway of Valentino’s Demise and then Mr. Drake was added there as well, where Ramona promptly killed and fed on him. Also, Mommy...
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The Amazing Race: Incompetence Recap – The Bad, the Worse, and the Boring
Hiya, Trashies Trashies Bo Bashies Banana Fana Fo Fashies Mi My Mo Mashies Trashies, do you know the word? Nope, that’s not the word, you freaks! The word is “FINALE”!!! It’s that time of the season....
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Survivor Second Chance Finale Recap
Helloooo, Trashistas! Oh man, Happy Friday! Well, by the time you read this it will be Saturday-ish. This was a LONG season. I barely remember any of those early players. Vytas? Shirin? Let’s recap the...
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The Royals Recap: That’s Amore
Hark, Royal Trashies! This week’s episode was really worth the trudge through the last one, wasn’t it? The Queen gets an unexpected blast from the past, Leni is yet again betrayed, and Cyrus has fallen...
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Comment Showcase– The Twelve Months of Comments: January
Hello again, Trash Talkers. Snowshoecat here with my annual Christmas gift to you. Or Chanukah, or whatever you do or do not celebrate. It’s a festive time, and in spite of my wonky computer...
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