Comment Showcase Twelve Months of Comments: February
Oh goodie. February led with a comment by a disgruntled reader attacking a ‘capper. Then lots of gruntled readers (of course you see what I did there) jumped in to the defense, some even allowing...
View ArticleMasterchef Junior Recap: Hello Dear, is this the DMV?
Hi Trashies! Christmas is coming, so Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to everyone. In fact I’ve already celebrated my Christmas Day as everyone else in my family are all off on holiday over...
View ArticleKeeping Up with the Kardashians – Non Bon Voyage
Hello K-fans! Welcome to another episode. We join the family on a vacay to St. Barts. First, there’s a bunch of filler. Ready, set, go. We open with Kim and Mason at an organic grocery store. Kim is...
View ArticleHoliday Baking Championship Recap: Carol Singing, Tree Trimming, & 50G Winning
Hey y’all! We made it to the finale! After pretending it was holiday season in March, we are finally close enough to the holidays that the themes actually work and the glitter seems relevant. We are...
View ArticleComment Showcase Twelve Months of Comments: March
Oh dear. The highlight of the month came on the 3rd when some paragon called Itchy “Bitchy” and suggested that he was some sort of dim bulb who should stop watching if he didn’t understand humor....
View ArticleRHOA Recap: The Blame Game
Last week, the girls went to Miami to see if they could have another more violent trip. Kim didn’t understand how women + alcohol – husbands = fun. Porsha and Phaedra wore Edward Scissorhand’s sheets...
View ArticleApres Ski Recap: Buh-Bye Whistler
Well it is the television event of the season, Apres Ski is coming to a close. JK the only person that cares about this show ending is Terrance Howard because it means that Elise is back in the United...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules Recap: Let’s Call a Bulldozer a Spade
Howdy, Trashmii! Vegas happened, and it was awesome, because it was really, hilariously hard for these guys to keep their clothes on and not get laid. And it remains debatable as to whether they...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Beverly Hills TinyCap: Hanky’s Shoe Review
I’m in Texas visiting the family, so I’m taking a break from the weekly 7,000 word opus about these heifers. It’s Christmas, goddammit! We talked for a full hour and a half on these dodo birds in the...
View ArticleComment Showcase Twelve Months of Comments: April
My apologies and blushes. I got behind on my review of the comments and got a little carried away. All of a sudden I read the date I was on and there it was April and I was still writing the March...
View ArticleComment Showcase Twelve Months of Comments: May
Merry Christmas Trash Talkers. I hope that everyone enjoys a safe, happy, (relatively) drama-free Christmas. Ya gotta be alert in this comment gathering business. There I was searching through the...
View ArticleComment Showcase Twelve Months of Comments: June
Happy Boxing Day all! There is no family member more welcome at Christmas than the one who brings the ingrediences (Oh ho I miss you, JMo!) for Tom and Jerrys. Oh my. That said, let’s move along to...
View ArticleComment Showcase Twelve Months of Comments: July
Even Big Bro has been pretty much a snore season, but to liven things up a tad, NWMTV and Chicken Lips managed to lure a few of the Dance Mom aficionados over to entertain us. Way to go! Sorry, but...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Hillary Clinton, Oprah, Teresa Giudice, the Kardashians,...
TMZ – Cute Coat Hill :-\ As if you needed another reason not to vote for Donald Trump, Hillary stepped out in this VERY busy coat that she bought at a craft fair last weekend and thinks is “just the...
View ArticleComment Showcase Twelve Months of Comments: August
August already? Well, not really. It’s the tag-end of December, really. But for our purposes it’s August, so let’ play along with it, shall we? Let’s see what was going on earlier this year, and...
View ArticleComment Showcase Twelve Months of Comments: September
Hi ho Trash talkers. Looks like this little snowshoecat is once again going to end a year with a cold. Don’tcha just hate that? I think it was a present from one of the Cat family during one of...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Madonna, Scott Disick, Miranda Lambert, Lemmy, Richard Marx
Celebitchy – Rocco Ritchie “Ran Away” From Madonna’s Tour Twice After “Bad Shouting Matches” Uh-oh. Looks like Rocco ran as fast as his teenage legs and American Express Black Card would take him away...
View ArticleThe Royals Recap: Wherefore Art Thou Domino?
Hey, Royal Trashies of the Privy Chamber! So now we know the whole shebang, as in this episode the 411 on Domino is revealed. Unfortunately, it’s not an Illuminati-type organization bent on world...
View ArticleRHOA Recap: The Episode About Nothing
Last week, Glen scared America but managed to turn on Phaedra and Sheree. Kenya got blamed for igniting the president of the women haters club and Kim ran away. Porsha went on a date with a guy who...
View ArticleComment Showcase Twelve Months of Comments: October
I know I’m late, but I have the flu and all the, er, stuff that comes with it. Brain was functioning less than unusual and lots of good things. Then I got bored just lying here...
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