Oh dear. The highlight of the month came on the 3rd when some paragon called Itchy “Bitchy” and suggested that he was some sort of dim bulb who should stop watching if he didn’t understand humor.
I’ve never seen a dribble take in print before.
Well done, Bitchy.
Then NWMTV wandered over to the Land of the Dance Moms. He was not well received.
It seems that the ladies do not like their chains yanked.
In other prize winning comments:
TN Gal on VanderP Stripper: I think the producers/editors are getting their revenge by shooting Stassi from as many unflattering angles as possible. She looks to have almost as many chins as Kristens has personalities.
Chicken Lips on Mob Wives Ep 5: Agreed on the recording – if they don’t play that next week, I’m going to…well, probably nothing, but I’ll be highly annoyed.
NWMTV on Sister Wives Finale: “They don’t even know if biodad is going to give up his rights.”
Why WOULDN’T he? I wouldn’t be able to get rid of those parasites, uh, I mean, “dependents,” fast enough.
Aunt Dorsey on Absolutely nothing to do with Survivor on her rehab experience: Saddled with a sweet, chirpy Pollyanna who comes in a couple times a week to he’p with housekeeping who loudly over enunciates, “how y’all doing today?” I’m neither senile or deaf yet, but hey, pearls in my crown in heaven. At least I finally convinced her I’m not in need of therapeutic hugs.
Anya on Sister Wives Finale: I always assumed the women were suckered into this when young, had their self-confidence pounded out of them, got cut off from the real world into their pligy cul de sac, and were exhausted by too many pregnancies and too many children. But maybe they are just as stupid as Skrody and after that TV paycheck. Odious bunch of parasites.
Floshizzle on Mob wives Sins: I feel like we have been watching one of the Real Housewives shows with the ganging up on each other and gossiping. Throw some punches and move on!
Aunt D on the Bachelor Mini: If I took a delicate, lady-like sip of Old Door Knob every time somebody boo hooed, I’d be comatose in the first fifteen minutes. Hell, even if I just wafted it under my nose, I’d still be hammered by the end of the show.
NWMTV to Aunt D on the Bachelor mini: If I took a drink every time someone made a “If I took a drink every time…” joke about the Bachelor…
Itchy to NWMTV on Bachelor Mini: Wait… you don’t? I thought that was the secret of your POWER.
NWMTV to Itchy on Bachelor Mini: The secret of my power is a deep well of bitterness.
Jimbobjones on TAR the 9:04?: BY FAR my favorite moment was watching those boneheads miss the train. “Let’s take a selfie! Here we are in front of a train that we can just get on… and… oops!” Awesome.
Safari on Walking Dead Fear: sexiest kiss on the cheek I have ever witnessed – good gravy! Oh my, trouble is brewin’ there for sure.
NWMTV on RHOA Hostility: “Joyce is an emotional terrorist.”
Give that old hag a Toyota pick up and an RPG, and she’d be ISIS.
AuntD to NWMTV on RHOA Hostility: Oh hell, please give that old biddy a burka
AuntD on Shahs Tao: The “Persian Ghandi” (yeah, because Ghandi called fellow immigrants “faggots”) and GG were drunkenly giggling to wonky-eyed Andy about harassing Maya Rudolph to take a selfie with them, which she politely declined. GG says she then said something along the lines of, “well, then maybe then I’ll throw my drink at you,” and meant to mime it but actually threw her drink at her. They thought this was hysterically funny. Drunken asshats.
Squirrel on VanderP Reunion: they were asked if they’d have Jax in their wedding and Jax popped up like a meerkat to insist he would totes of course be their groomsman. Then both Toms started coughing, and mentioning brothers and cousins …
Blackmail.
NWMTV on LI Medium Seas 6 Ep1: “Youse! With the shopping cart! I’m seeing that someone’s around you. Did someone pass? Like, in the last 25 years? They’re on the other side, but they’re still near you. Can you unnerstanat?”
I gotta buy that Amazing Randi a beer.
Snickers on Mob Wives Finale: I hope there is a fight of some sort during the reunion show….Jennifer Graziano needs to give us what the show has been promising! We want and DESERVE a fuckin’ fight!
TheBeverlyHillshaaveeyes on RHOBH Poor: “And I was there during the Maloof years”. I am SO with you on that, if only we knew what we had back then huh? BH villains should be channelling Alexis Carrington not some trashy two-bit tramp. Bring back Camille and Adrienne.