Oh goodie. February led with a comment by a disgruntled reader attacking a ‘capper. Then lots of gruntled readers (of course you see what I did there) jumped in to the defense, some even allowing that the site disgruntled Rusty preferred was a good one.
Fair and balanced. Don’t you love it? We need more arguments once in a while to heat things up in mid-winter.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand we got one. A commenter who shall remain nameless took exception with a longtime ‘capper, who shall also remain nameless and the two had a gratifying exchange. Hint: Better Call Saul Slippin’ Jimmy.
Oh, and NWMTV and Itchy got into it, but those two are always at it and somebody always winds up crying and the other one winds up in a corner, and they both sob, “but HE started it”.
Then Jimbobjones jumped in and…
In an unrelated item: to top everything off, Aunt Dorsey showed up after a brief (?) hiatus. Sweet.
Now on to the comments and looking to find if a particular one is included. Come on, we all do it. Right?
Vallegirl on Runway Allstars Penis: If we’ve learned anything about models and fashion sense from Heidi … it’s that they, in general, have none.
NWMTV to Classy_Drunk on Vanderpump Mini: I WAS THE LEFT SHARK, OKAY???
Look, everybody knows my career’s been struggling, and I’ve had some health issues that required me to check into a undisclosed facility to be treated for exhaustion and a bad reaction to cold medication. Then I got a call from Katy’s people asking me if I wanted to be in the Half-Time Show. I took a few prescription drugs, just to take the edge of my nerves–LIKE YOU WOULDN’T BE NERVOUS, ALL YOU PERFECT, PERFECT JUDGY MCJUDGERSONS OUT THERE. Maybe I wasn’t at my best, but I was there–there for Katy, when she asked.
Classy_drunk to NWMTV on Vanderpump Mini: I”m really excited that I “know” someone that’s famous.
TN Gal to distressed on Vanderpump Mini: *Raises hand and makes Horseshack “ooh,ooh,ooh” sound…..
I’ve seen Baggage. It’s on GSN and Jerry Springer hosts (do not judge me for this, I know where the Little Debbie’s are hidden), and the show manages to be even more sleazy and out there than his “talk” show.
Melange on Bachelor Mini: I’m jealous that Britt can wear makeup 24 hours a day (or 7 days a week?) and not have her face break out like a giant pizza.
Cattyfan on Celeb App triple : Seeing Trump rake Ian over the coals was hilarious. What company want their beverage associated with a song about a cockroach?
Madame_Cadaver on RHOBH Bottoms: I hate it when they do that too (quite a few HW’s are guilty). It’s not cute of them to act like “the gays” are accessories.
TN Gal on RHOBH Bottoms: Perhaps one only needs to read the 2014 Comment Showcase to see that yes, this website has a lot of funny, caring, sarcastic, ORIGINAL thinkers who love nothing more than to settle down with some boxed wine, a few Little Debbies, and their favorite trashtastic reality show, ready to bash away! We are a tight liitle Trashmi fambly here at TTTV, who is unimpressed with the likes of you, little Rusty Toddler. Now, take your email and send it to spam, and go back to Reality Tea, where the same comment will be repeatedly repreated. But thanks for all of the extra clicks you’ve given TTTV. Don’t forget to tip your recapper on the way out!
Thank you TN Gal for mentioning the old Comment Showcase as an encapsulation of the traits of the wonderful Trash Talkers.
Brian on RHOB Bottoms: HOW DARE YOU! The stickie celebrity game wasn’t my idea! I was pushing for a paintball gun fight where the balls would be filled with make-up remover instead. Loved the screen grabs though. However, next time photo shop Chris Evans’ body onto mine. YOU MONSTER!
Jmosle to jimbobjones (complaining about too few penii) in TC Mexicanos: Ok, Ok, but I was afraid if I crammed in 20 at one time they would lose some of the artistic merit and detail that I slaved several seconds over in Photoshop… I’ll use a bigger screenshot for the next one…
Melange on Bachelor It Takes Two: Becca’s apology to her father was a jump edit; she could have been saying anything right before that, like, “And then I told Chris if he f*cked his horse, it’d really make this date… ooh… sorry Dad.”
TN Gal on Sister Wives Slap: So, what happened with the anthropology students? Is there somewhere online you can read their paper (’cause you KNOW they wrote one)? I bet that is some facisnating reading.
Vallegirl on Runway AS Finale Mini: I’m sorry, but I refuse to take any fashion advice from a man who thinks wearing a striped shirt WITH A CAMO SUIT is fashion. For real, Isaac.