Happy Boxing Day all! There is no family member more welcome at Christmas than the one who brings the ingrediences (Oh ho I miss you, JMo!) for Tom and Jerrys.
Oh my.
That said, let’s move along to the prize winning comments for June, shall we? Then I can move along for some sort of antidote for the after-effects of several Tom and Jerrys.
Danator on Bachelorette Nick: Given the homoerotic undertones of last weeks obsession with bromance, and this week’s theme of “don’t ALL straight men dream of being on broadway?” i’m wondering if this season is just all gay dudes trying to be on TV and the only way to get anyone to express any interest in poor Kaitlyn was to bring Nick back…
NWMTV on TTCeleb Holly et al: “I think Kris writes most of the scenes of their lives because there is no other explanation for their lack of interestingness.”
That, or Kim and Khloe got all the brains. (Yes, I know what I just said.)
Dottie WhiteTrashGal on RHONY Info: Is anyone else noticing the parallel between Beth’s behavior towards the women she quickly stamped with “REJECT” and her initial fallout with Kelly (from Season 2 I think)? Beth did go after Kelly with her razor-tongue upon their first scene together on the show at a charity event meeting. She finally admitted it was because long before the show, at parties where Kelly (the SUPERMODEL) was the big swinging dick, she repeatedly ignored Beth and didn’t remember her name while being very “friendly” with Beth’s then doctor boyfriend, also named Jason.
Now it’s Beth’s turn to diminish designated unimportant people. I LOVE irony.
ZeeEnnui to Classy_Drunk on Blood Sweat etc. Livin’: There is a line, and Melyssa didn’t just cross it, she jumped over it and kept running.
Melange to Deanna on Bachelorette Nick: Slut-shaming is about what HE said or did. It’s not about her reaction. If someone punches you in the face, you can laugh it off all you want, but you still got punched. Ask your face!
Itchy on TTCeleb Jurassic etc.: The best part is the guy has been giving interviews whining about how the producers made him do the striptease — as if THAt was the only reason he didn’t find love.
Snickers on Botched House: I see people get Botox and wonder what kind of fucked up life they had…and on a side note injecting yourself with toxins is NEVER a good idea you might as well go to Taco Bell and just stick your hands into the meat!
Yellowlabowner on Blood Sweat, etc. Liivin’: My issue with Daisy – I don’t want anybody to know I have and am fighting cancer – then the whole 180. Hey I didn’t tell you all, but come pray for me anyway.
NWMTV on Affairs etc. ABCs: Is this the season Vicki is destroyed by a meteorite? And after the funeral, the RHOCs hold a booze- and prescription drug-fueled seance, and the Ouija board just keeps spelling I-N-S-U-R-A-N-C-E?
LINUSSPACEHEAD on Teen Mom Final: I’m not sure but I think part of the show’s draw is gone when it’s cast members have inflated reality star egos who possess an accomplished demeanor and are happy to live on their MTV pay as if they were an actual actors on break from their hit TV series. Or piggyback a “career” on it.
I hope they put it to sleep. Maybe visit them in 5 years for one follow up show. I think that would be interesting.
Sarcasatire on Blood, Sweat, etc. Boat: Less Daisy. She’s sweet but boy does she like to bring all the attention onto herself. I kept yelling, “Go home, the boat is still in the dock!” at my TV. Because they weren’t even cruising around the city.. Daisy could have left at any time and caught a cab at the corner.
Cattyfan on BB 17 Cast Tear: No one over 35 again this year? Did I see that correctly? Come on. Quit casting 20-something actors and give us someone closer to real.
Jimbobjones on Masterchef Mini: Ah, Masterchef, when we’re still at the point of saying “who the hell are you?” to eliminated cooks.
And I’m still positive that they’re adding contestants right now, because I haven’t seen half these people.
But now I want steak.
Lola del Rio on RHONY Giants: Kristen needs to get booted. It’s like watching something fluffy get kicked a round & beaten to a pulp.
Demp on RHONY Giants: I saw dumb Kristen smash into that person too and died laughing. I thought I heard her meekly wimper excuse me, but I could have made that up in my head to laugh more.
Itchy on TTCeleb 50 Shades etc.: Isn’t she the Kim Kardashian of literature? Respect where respect is due.