I know I’m late, but I have the flu and all the, er, stuff that comes with it. Brain was functioning less than unusual and lots of good things. Then I got bored just lying here feeling sorry for myself. So I decided to post the October comments, and you know what? I don’t feel one bit better.
But I’m not bored for a while.
Here we go:
OriginalCyn on TTCeleb Jennifer et al: If Judge Judy does end up in hell I hope it’s just to preside over court where she hands Nancy Grace her ass twice every 30 minutes, forever and ever throughout eternity, amen.
Jimbobjones on AMAZING RACE Crying: “Funny’s Cousin” is a joke from Friends. The heater in the girls’ apartment broke, so it was extremely hot
After breaking the knob off the radiator, Ross said something snide, and Monica yells back — “HAHAHA. Look, it’s Funny’s cousin — NOT Funny”
NWMTV on RHOC Truth &: Our belief is not required. Only our outrage.
Look at it from Bravo’s diabolical point of view: when we put outrageous people on the screen, people become outraged, and they keep tuning in. Because everybody is addicted to rage. So, put outrageous people on the screen, and have them lie. Really obviously lie. MORE OUTRAGE. Even better! Now put outrageous people on the screen, have them lie about having cancer, the Emperor of All Maladies, and the folks at home will just EXPLODE, baby! YEAH!
Yellowlabowner to NWMTV on RHOC Truth &: Ha NWMTV, you silly silly fool. Andy is but a cockroach and shall survive along with table flippin’ Teresa.
Itchy on TTCeleb Scott et al: UGH. I HATED DAVEY AND GOLIATH. I’m talking seething, foaming at the mouth, “if I could’ve reached into the television and strangled their creator I would’ve” levels of hate. And didn’t the Sunday television day always start with some Jesus song? What was that song again? It haunted me for years.
AuntD on Survivor Second: I seriously doubt they were rehashing the argument and laughing about it. That has the Bravo hallmarks of a little Frankenbiting and splicing and dicing going on. I’m sure they all did their homework and watched her season, so they all know she’s batshit crazy.
Vallegirl Affair STFU: Since all these stories are from the various leads, my guess is that Noah’s development arrested when he was a 12-year-old girl? Does that explain why so many of his flashbacks are so schmoopy?
Babylegs on AHS Hotel Checking: Last night my boyfriend was giving me shit for opening a bottle of scotch that I gave him as a gift, and I was like, but I had to recap Ladies of London! And there was no other liquor in the house! Sorryyyyyy! And he was like, we both know you need to drink through those recaps, you should have been prepared.
OriginalCyn to Babylegs on AHS Checking: It’s the recapper’s shameful, hidden secret. Oh dear. Recapping. Why didn’t I think of that? SSC
AuntD on AHS Checking: I’ve heard of pencil dicks but the pneumatic drill peen was interesting. Didn’t the Puppet Master string of movies have an evil puppet with one of those nifty drills on his forehead? I never saw what the puppet was packing in his tiny pantaloons to know whether or not he also had a matching drill but I’m guessing Ryan saw those movies and has improved on them.
Jimbob to OriginalCyn on AHS Checking: So I’m not the only one drinking when ‘capping?
“Hi, I’m Jimbob, and I’m an alcoholic. It’s been 24 hours since my last drink. I drank half a fifth of vodka.”
“Oh, no! You fell off the wagon!”
“Well, I was recapping…”
“Oh… why only half?”
Auntd on A Race: Please You gotta love Argentina! What other country has issued a complimentary dog to escort each competing team? That’s what I call hospitality.
AuntD to Yellowlabowner on TTCeleb Reza et al: No kidding. Her cootch must be a teeming petri dish of nastiness with what he’s bringing home. Because he is probably one of those entitled men who doesn’t like wearing raincoats either.
NWMTV on PR Making: Every time PR gets to the “real woman” challenge, it just reaffirms my belief that the entire fashion industry is simply made up. It doesn’t exist for any real purpose, and it is created by, and meant for a closed circle of freaks and weirdos. It’s like concept cars that no one will ever drive, except with more muslin.
TN Gal on RHONJ Teresa: The NJ mansion-monstrosity is going into foreclosure (again) and the sheriff has given the bank permission to begin the auction process (again). The shore house went back to the bank for $100. I would say the are the definition of broke, and the government is watching very closely.