I’m FINALLY back! A combination of school finals, vacation, and illness took me away from trashy gossip, but never fear, I’m back in time for a ridiculous week.
People – Bill Cosby: Terrible Human, Out on Bail
Bill Cosby was arrested for an “alleged” (the word alleged loses all value when it comes to Bill Cosby) sexual assault in 2004 and is out on a $1 million bail. Disgusting human. Cheers to Cosby spending 2016 behind bars and without any sweaters at all.
Entertainment Tonight – Teresa is OUT– For Now
Joe Giudice greeted his wife from her year-long stint in prison with a brand new $100,000 Lexus. The happy couple can be expected back in court no doubt because people with their issues and bankruptcy payments surely should not have a brand new Lexus.
E! – Ashley Madison Claims 4 million New Users Since Hacker Leak
This is probably a calculation similar to that which resulted in a claim that there are many women on the site. I don’t know who Ashley Madison is, but bitch failed math in high school.
Us Weekly The Virgin Mary Bristol Palin Gives Birth
Bristol is a mother again. Her daughter is named Sailor. Holiday guilt prevents me from commenting on a new mother and child, but suffice it to say I am snickering into my martini.
Star Pulse – Kyle Richards Drama
A rumor was going around that Kyle Richards was quitting the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but it looks like the rumor was actually started by Rick Hilton to pressure her into quitting and stopping the constant shame that she brings upon their family. This just proves that Kathy AND Rick should be Real Housewives. Also, Rick, buddy, if you think it’s Kyle that is bringing the most shame on the family, look to the other sister-in-law. At least Kyle manages to not steal when she drinks.
