Hey, Royal Trashies of the Privy Chamber! So now we know the whole shebang, as in this episode the 411 on Domino is revealed. Unfortunately, it’s not an Illuminati-type organization bent on world domination — not even close — but at least we know who THEY are now. FINALLY!
We open with Jasper barging into Eleanor’s room. He whines in that ridiculous American accent that he’s not here for diamonds or another girl — nothing else has power over him, only her. She slaps him. But wait! There he is, barging in again, only this time, apologizing and begging for forgiveness. Hmm, better. But again, a slap! Finally, he barges in and grabs her like a caveman. They lean in for the kiss, and — WHAP!
“Shoot, Leni! That was the best one…”
“Hey, wake up, Dude!” It’s Prince Liam. Jasper has fallen asleep at the desk while going over security cam footage of the party (which was quite the snoozer, if we may say so ourselves). It was just a dream.
They’re looking for that Champagne Girl, the one who was standing over him in the park that night he got nabbed and adorned with the Domino necklace.
Meanwhile, Queen Helena lies in bed asleep when Alexis barges in. “The Monarchy is a brand. Promote it, protect it, or go out of business!” she barks, waving at yesterday’s disheveled makeup and clothes. Then she bitches about Cyrus’ bimbo girlfriend. “The last fling of a dying man can be dangerously sincere,” she says.
“Come on, young lady, up and at ’em!” she says. “Of course, ‘young lady’ is just a turn of phrase. Darling, you’ve got to start wearing bigger earrings, to distract from the wrinkles.” What a bitch.
Now Helena goes to wake up Eleanor, and gets a vodka bottle thrown at her head, which she catches in mid-air.
“What, no Belvedere?”
“It’s your birthday today!” she says. “I thought you’d like to go see Charlie Jones.” Eleanor smiles.
Back at the security cameras, Liam sees the girl. “There she is!” He asks Jasper to print a freeze-frame. Then they’re off to the Royal Guest Bedroom to ask Liam’s drug dealer pal, Holden, if he knows her.
Holden says he doesn’t, but he knows the girl standing next to her, who happens to be in bed with him currently. He pokes the pile of blankets, and this chick Zoe emerges.
Back in the old clock tower, Qua gets a card from Domino inviting him to a certain address, “A.S.A.P.”
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