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AHS Hotel Recap: The killer is revealed, and Duh.
So can we just all agree that we’ve crossed that line in the season where this show now sucks? Did anyone seriously enjoy this episode? I was BORED. Wes Bentley drives me up the fucking wall. All the...
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Couples Therapy Recap: Let’s Talk about Sex, Whatya Say?
Hey all you trashy trash talkers, welcome back to another Couples Therapy recap after our Thanksgiving break! I’m thankful for a break from watching horribly depressing shit on TV as well as the fact...
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Top Chef Recap: Where are They Now? Emeril Lagasse Edition
Top Chef Judges Judging Top Chef is back y’all, and they want you to be excited about it. The show starts off with inter-spliced scenes of the exciting season to come. Tom talks about the emotional...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Bryan Cranston, Tom Cruise, Nicki Minaj, Chris Brown, Scott...
Perez Hilton – Wow Bryan Cranston Really Dove In … to sex, that is, at least when it came to the first time. Speaking to James Lipton (as one does about intercourse, I guess?), Malcolm’s Dad admitted...
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Top Chef Part 2 Recap: The Vegan’s Revenge
Yup, Manbun is an Idiot The episode starts on the roof. We meet Ludo. A French chef with an almost impossible to understand french accent, who speaks at a million miles a minute. Manbun says Ludo is...
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Holiday Baking Championship Recap: Ginger Lickin’ Good
Hey y’all! Sorry for the delay this week, the episode was just so darn riveting I could barely contain myself. We are down to the final six bakers, and have eliminated any chance of a home baker making...
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Podcap: Empire “Et Tu Brute”
Hello there, Trashcans! Here’s our second attempt at recapping the Empire mid-season finale. Tune in for our analysis of the magical guest appearances by legends Charlemagne tha God and Da Brat, Young...
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The Affair Recap: American Horror Story: Hot Tub
This episode blows our minds and gives us a linear episode featuring all the characters. How unexpected and original of you, show. 12:00 pm Alison is cleaning out the fridge. Scintillating stuff. I’m...
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Survivor Second Chance Recap: Moldy Apples
Helloooo Trashies! How are you doing? I hope the U.S. readers had a wonderful Thanksgiving. It is a gorgeous day here in Houston, and I’m all settled in my new place (finally) after an epic two...
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Heroes Reborn Recap Fall Finale: Are You On the List?
Hello to anyone out there! Welcome to the fall finale. This is the time where networks think that their cliffhangers will generate excitement for the rest of the season. What they should be doing is...
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TrashTalkCeleb: NeNe Leakes, Ryan Gosling, Selena Gomez, Coco Austin, Kim...
Us – NeNe Leakes Looks in Mirror, Describes What She Sees Constipated buffalo NeNe Leakes was on Andy Cohen’s Drunken Funtime Tasteless Hour (aka Watch What Happens Live), where she complained about...
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The Royals Recap: They Don’t Call Me ‘Your Highness’ For Nothing
Greetings, Royal Trashies! On this week’s bombshell episode, all heck breaks loose — Jasper returns, Maribel unwraps, and certain things regarding who THEY are finally come to light! Let’s get right to...
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Project Runway Junior Recap – Everything Old is New Again
Alright so last week we had a week off thanks to Thanksgiving, fingers crossed that none of the kids hit puberty or a growth spurt in that window. Oh wait, that’s not how a filming schedule works?...
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The Amazing Race: Incompetence Recap – Where’s Poochie?
Welcome, Trashitopians, to the penultimate leg of The Amazing Race: Incompetence. JimbobJones here, and the only new information is that next weekend, I’ll be staying over in San Francisco Saturday...
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Reign Recap: Enough Horseplay
What kind of wacky activities do y’all do with your mothers in law? Regrettably, my imaginary husband is orphaned, but from what I’ve gathered from television and movies there’s a lot of wine drinking,...
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Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood Recap: Reunion Part 2
We’ve finally made it. Another season of ratchetness comes to a close, but the second installment of the Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood Season 2 Reunion did not disappoint. There was fighting,...
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Blood & Oil Recap Episode 9: “Art of the Deal”
Drill bitters, we have made it to episode 9! Shocking, I know. I haven’t heard about the show’s cancellation, but then again, I haven’t heard anything about this show since it debuted. It’s a decent...
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The Bachelor: Meet Ben’s Harem!
Greetings, Trashies. Can you believe it’s still a month until the next season of The Bachelor premiers? What are we going to do until then? Ooh! I know! We can make fun of the women who want to be...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Saint West, Norman Reedus, Jared Leto, Gwyneth Paltrow,...
TMZ – Saint West: You Won’t See My Birth The soon-to-be-teased mercilessly baby Saint West is going be keeping a low profile and remain off-camera at least until he develops an “awareness,” say Kim and...
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Keeping Up with the Kardashians — All Grown Up
Welcome, K-fans, to another riveting episode! Here we go: Khloe and Kourtney find out (through social media) that Kylie is having a big 18th birthday party with 300 guests, but they haven’t been...
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