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TrashTalkCeleb: Mary-Kate Olson, Taylor Swift, Sinead O’Connor, Amy Schumer,...
Vanity Fair – Two Human Ashtrays Got Married This Weekend … which explains why there were “bowls and bowls of cigarettes” at the reception. Mary-Kate Olson married France’s presidential half-brother...
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The Royals Recap: Hello Goodbye
Hark, Trashies! This week, we have to take our Ophelia pill so she’ll go away for awhile. An unfortunate side effect turns out to be the eradication of Beck — at least for now — but that is a price...
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Keeping Up with the Kardashians — Rites of Passage
Welcome back K-fans to another episode! This one we see Kim eat her way through New Orleans and Paris; Khloe is hunting ghosts in her house; we see a blatant promo for a new E! series; and Kendall,...
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Blood & Oil Recap Episode 8: “Rats, Bugs and Moles”
Welcome back drill bits! I hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving. I hosted 20 family members and the gorgeous weather made the day even better. I attempted to make stuffing but was glad I bought Stove...
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Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood Recap: Reunion Part 1
Well look at us. We made it. This week was Part 1 of the 2 Part Reunion Special for Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood, and it was even more wretched than I could have expected. Before this episode even...
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Masterchef Junior Recap: Only the greatest chefs can pour Guacamole from the...
Hi Trashies! Just to clear up something raised last week – I don’t hate children as such, I just think the Victorians had the right idea, stick them out of sight – a chimney or down a mine for instance...
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Vanderpump Rules Recap: Breakfast of Champions
Hey Trashies! I trust you’re all back home safe and sound from your holiday travels, and ready to get down and dirty with the gang at SUR. For your very nutritious Trashie Rehab Diet, this recap is...
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Scream Queens MiniCap: The Rules of Acting, Murdered to Death
Happy White Friday!! – is that too much? Chanel is excited about Black friday shopping to buy people lame presents and Keke Palmer is wearing a million bobby pins as a headband. The Chanels go...
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The Walking Dead Recap: Tiptoe Through the Tulips
Hey there trash bags! Love you guys. Hope you had a great Thanksgiving. I am thankful to all 7 of you who read these things. You guys are the BEST! We made it to the mid-season finale. I was pretty...
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A Lesson From Daveed My Love: Learning From the Yoli Sitch
As I sit down to write my first Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recap for the season, the internet is afire over the news of My Daveed writing a “Sincerely, the John” letter to Yolanda Foster. The...
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Fargo Recap: The Stabbin Cabin
Oh howdy there, Trash Fellas! How darn nice it is ta see ya. I gotta say. Mostly because, I’m just so darn sorry, I’ve been a bit of a lowsy recapper. The holidays got the better of me and gosh,...
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RHOA Recap: Kicking and Screaming
Last week, Porsha and Phaedra cleaned out the land that time forgot, but Kordell remembers fondly. Cynthia told Peter that she’s ready to dump him and his hobo stick behind Sheree’s house. Kenya...
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Christina Millian Turned Up Ep. 5 Minicap
Hi everyone! Welcome back to this shit show! Right off the bat, the editors have given us clips, referencing everyone getting turned up within 2 seconds of the show opening. Holy Jesus. Just in the...
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Apres Ski Recap: Two Is Company Three Is A Bobsled
Do you ever notice each episode of this show leaves you with a dinner fight cliff hanger that never gets resolved? Last week we left off at one of the teams “infamous” Sunday night dinner with the...
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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Opus & Season Predictions: Grab the Munchies
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has the darkest history of any franchise, so it’s only fitting to start a new season with a tragedy. We can’t begin to heal until we’ve talked it out, so please...
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Below Deck REUNION Recap Part Two: Dirty Laundry
When we left our crew last week, Kate may or may not have been drinking on charter, but she sure as hell wasn’t the one who set the boat on fire. We open this week with Captn yelling some more about...
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Christina Millian Turned Up Recap: Instagram= True Love
Hello my lovelies! On this week’s episode, getting turned up was mentioned within 2 seconds of the show opening. Holy Jesus. Just in the previously on section, this is out of hand. AnywaySSS, we dive...
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The Amazing Race: Incompetence Recap – Nagging Works!
Hi, Trashbags (hmmm, that seems more hurtful than sexy). Welcome to yet another episode of The Amazing Race. This week, I’ll be trying my best to make lemons out of boring-ade, or something like that....
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TrashTalkCeleb: Even Stevens, Coco and Ice-T, RHOBH, Chris Brown
TMZ – Beans from Even Stevens Works at a Mall Steven Lawrence, the actor who played Beans in the show “Even Stevens” now works at a mall in Santa’s village and has appeared in many pictures with...
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Scream Queens Recap: Activia Granted Immortality
You guys, it’s almost over!! We did it, those of you still watching! And those of you reading and commenting: THANK YOU. Seriously. I love reading all of your comments because it makes me feel less...
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