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Reign Recap: Back in the Saddle
TV Death is hard. Sure, real life death comes with its own set of inconveniences, but TV is where it really gets tricky. On the one hand you want every character to be appropriately devastated. If...
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Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood Recap: Season Finale!
Well, we’ve finally made it. This week was the season finale of Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood, and it did not disappoint. Sure, there were the usual levels of full blown delusion, along with some drink...
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Keeping Up with the Kardashians — The Price You Pay
Welcome back K-fans. This is the episode where Kim eats Manhattan, or so it seems. Check it out below. The opening scene of this episode shows Khloe demonstrating to Kris, with a cucumber, how to...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Duggars, FNL, Shahs of Sunset, Kylie Jenner, Charlie Sheen
Celebitchy – Jim-Bob Duggar: Fathers Can Protect Their Families By Removing “Sensual” Materials So, even though you supposedly shielded your family from all these “sinful” and highly entertaining...
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America’s Next Top Model Finale Part 1 Recap: Knockdown Drag Out
We’re back Trashies! Let’s ride this finale train to Canceled Town! Mame’s stupid picture got best picture because Tyra is a Mame apologist. Mame talks about how this is her dream and she is here to...
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Masterchef Junior Recap:’You succeeded, but in the way which means you’re...
Heya Trashies! So three eps in and I’m still not gelling with this new show. There’s too many kids, or not enough time for each to get show cased, whichever way you want to look at it. Waving bye bye...
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Scream Queens MiniCap: Thanksqueefing
Chanel tells Chad that he doesn’t have to worry about neckbrace, because she was never pregnant! Oh, and she killed her. He wants to see the dead body, of course, but went they go to the meat locker…it...
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Apres Ski Recap: Elise Confirms, Not Here To Make Friends
Before we dive into our recap of this weeks Apres Ski can we please discuss this image of the Gibbons Life crew gathered around their only task of the day, taking a 7 minute Skype call with some girl...
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How to Get Away with Murder Recap: All Hell’s Done Broke Loose!
Well, we finally get answers to A LOT of things in this episode of How to Get Away with Murder, a.k.a. amateur legal hour. Good thing, too, since this is the last episode until February 11, 2016! Guess...
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Below Deck REUNION Recap: When you get your tit caught in the ringer
Somehow this amazing season didn’t get recapped [maybe it could be retro-capped??], but there was no way I was going to let it go without at least getting the reunion out – I mean it’s an honest to god...
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The Walking Dead Recap: Don’t Fear the Reaper
Hey trash bags! How’s it going? I hope you are fucking fantastic. I’m sorry I didn’t recap the last ep but my life was a little over-scheduled last week, so I never got to it. Are you still my babes?...
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Holiday Baking Championship Recap: Canned Cranberry & Canned Laughs
Hey y’all! This week on the Holiday Baking Championship we seem to be following the exact same script as all previous episodes, with the same one-liners, the same faux drama, and the same Bobby Dean...
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The Affair Recap: Ernest Schiffbaum For the Win!
Present Day Toby from the West Wing, Attorney at Law is watching the grainy video of Scotty and Alison. In an interesting twist, Toby is busy building a case against Alison. Excuse me, the Paramour....
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Vanderpump Rules Recap: Cyanide City
Hey Trashies! This week we learn Scheanannaana made a big mistake, James has mad chemistry with Lala, and Jax’s poor unfortunate new squeeze can’t be bothered to get dressed in the morning. But first,...
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DWTS Recap: And the Winner Is…
Hi, Trashies! So, this is it! It’s the Dancing With the Stars finale. Honestly, I really couldn’t care less who wins. I’m rooting for Nick only because I want Sharna to win. Other than that, I just...
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Scream Queens Recap: Sad Radwell, the Scream Queef’s Thanksgiving.
Alright, I am pretty sure this show is just being created to destroy me at this point. Seriously, who gave Ryan Murpy my twitter handle and told him “Meet @grumpykat42 – Do your worst”??? It was...
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Survivor Second Chance Recap: Marinating in Mistakes
Hey guys, Jewpacabra here filling in for the Awesome-sauce CMint!!! First of all! Happy post Turkey Day. I hope you all got full of delicious food and pie. I have finally awaken from my post Big...
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Coach Charming: She Forgot to Fry the Chicken
As usual, the show opens with Bill giving inappropriate advice to a young woman. In this particular instance, he is driving around town, when he stops his car to ridicule one of his teenage pageant...
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Sister Wives Tell All Recap: I Guess Meri’s Not Leaving After All
Hi Trashies! We are back for the Sister Wives Tell All(ish)! I have to be honest, I never really watched these kinds of episodes before now. I always found that they would try to sucker viewers in by...
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Botched: Stitched Up Sisters (episode 8)
On this episode, we meet an odd pair of sisters, a big guy with a big nose and an annoying “You Tube Star.” Let’s get on with the freaky-deakyness. First up, we meet Stephanie and Tiffany, sisters from...
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