Hey Trashies! This week we learn Scheanannaana made a big mistake, James has mad chemistry with Lala, and Jax’s poor unfortunate new squeeze can’t be bothered to get dressed in the morning.
But first, on episode 3 of the After Show, Katie said she knew Lala wasn’t going to a modeling job, because she happens to know a few hos for hire, herself. Lisa put Lala in her place about “leading with a lie”, but chose to hold onto her delusion of the pure and innocent Lala-dee-da she’s nobly taken under her wing.
Scheana let us know that Shay’s pill problem had already been resolved (ostensibly) when she decided to humiliate him on national TV — Julie and Brandy told her she was very brave.
And Schwartz donned his finest PJs to practice his proposal on Lisa.
“At least upgrade to sweatpants for the real thing, would you dahling?”
As promised, I’ll touch briefly upon Seth Rogan’s disturbing VPR spoof, which serves as a cautionary tale for those getting too ‘big for their britches’. This “parody” was beyond unfunny, yet no one dared give Seth the memo, because he is the sad embodiment of the PUA agenda to convince us that talent, wit, looks, or any marketable feature whatsoever is irrelevant to the quest to bag Katherine Heigl.
So in this spoof, Seth and four actors from his upcoming movie, the names of all of which of which escape me, are trying out for one SURver spot. The judges are Peter, Jax, and Scheana — with Kristen lurking in the background for a stalker joke that’s beaten to death ad nauseam. Speaking of nauseam, there was bathroom sex, solid vomit, women fighting over the size of their genitalia, and a bloody nose-job poke, to boot. The damned thing gave me nightmares.
S’not funny, Seth
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