Celebitchy – Jim-Bob Duggar: Fathers Can Protect Their Families By Removing “Sensual” Materials
So, even though you supposedly shielded your family from all these “sinful” and highly entertaining sensual material, how do you explain the sexual predator that you raised? What was it, Jim-Bob? Too many Burl Ives records made Josh give his sisters the bad touch? Yeah, I think we’ll pass on your ace parenting advice. Why don’t you go crawl back into your hypocritical hole and never come back. K, thx!
E! Online – Friday Night Lights is Getting the Musical Treatment
THIS I need to see. I’m imagining a Fosse-esque dance number involving sequined tuxedo jackets for the Dillon Panthers when they bust out “Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can’t Lose.” A soulful ballet interlude with Tim Riggins who dances the adagio to decide if he loves Lyla or Tyra. A rousing ode to Tami Taylor’s lustrous hair. In the role of Buddy Garrity a sweaty troll that acts as the irritating comic relief. It will be magical. CANNOT WAIT.
Dlisted – The Only Christmas Gift You Need to Buy This Year
No need to thank me, Trashmii. I’m glad that I could help you to solve your Christmas shopping problems this year. Everyone on your list is going to be saying “Thank you for being a friend” this holiday season when they see these sexy knickers. Wear them out on the lanai you sexy minxes: Blanche would totally approve of your flashing the neighbors with her headache inducing, crotchless panties. Mommy may have kissed Santa Clause, but Granny has other ideas…
TMZ — Shahs of Sunset: DIVORCE…For Jessica and Mike
This is bombshell news. Who’d have thunk that a reality show marriage dreamed up in a writers room, wouldn’t last? If Jessica and Mike can’t survive six months, then there’s no hope for the rest of us to find true love. I might as well eat ALL the stuffing on Thursday because this news just confirms that I will die alone.
Perez Hilton – Here’s Why Kylie Jenner Took Tyga Back!
Could it be because they have a spin-off planned, and no one wants to watch a show about Kylie applying lipstick for 30 minutes every week?
Radar Online – Charlie Sheen Sex Tape Cover-Up – HIV Positive Star Paid Millions to Stop XXX Videos Going Public
Wishing you didn’t have that second helping of mashed potatoes and gravy? Having to switch to yoga pants after all that pumpkin pie? Well, Charlie McMethMouth has some NSFHC (Not Safe for Human Consumption) videos that are floating around, and well, if they ever see the light of day (shudder) they’d be a great tool to help you purge your holiday meal (and possibly gouge out your eyes).