Before we dive into our recap of this weeks Apres Ski can we please discuss this image of the Gibbons Life crew gathered around their only task of the day, taking a 7 minute Skype call with some girl who once played “Stephanie’s Friend” on The Hills. Personally it evokes an almost modern day biblical response…
Just ponder those images as we try to figure out who is the Judas of concierge house (my money is on Skinny Pig). We pick up with our pals from Whistler at their house where Bobby and Char discuss the awkward tension from last night’s dinner with Elise. remember when Bobby said that he gave Kendra the crappy job because he didn’t want to give it to Char, and then Elise called Bobby a racist, yes that awkward dinner. Char wonders if today’s team meeting will be a face peel, ok just looked up face peel on urban dictionary, no definition, similar to that of Jim’s catch phrase rum dumpster, if it’s not on urban dictionary it does not exist. Meanwhile Kendra dressed in the freshest pajama duds Epcot Norway has to offer takes a break from eating all of the roommates food directly from containers to check in with Bobby and Char. Kendra tells Bobby that she doesn’t think he is racist, Kendra tells Bobby that they didn’t talk about him last night after he left dinner, although the Bravo black and white footage begs to differ. Basically Kendra lies a lot and the team heads to their weekly “Meet the clients” meeting.
Elise enters and she seems almost in a good mood as she informs the roommates she spent her off days in her house cooking shrimp and steak which is really just code for making macaroni sculptures that depict important scenes in Empire season 1. There is little time to discuss the 2 days the crew just had off (in addition to the other 5 days a week they have off) because their are clients to discuss. First up Saivash, Nic, and Anya, these three are Nightclub Consultants which when last week’s client was billed as a ” semiprofessional snowboarder” I thought we were really stretching, but no, somehow we have come up with an occupation title for being Canadian and doing blow. Don’t tell Bobby. Anyway the crew decides a fun plan for these 3 would be ziplining. Our other clients are Lauren and Colin from California. Lauren is a fitness model and once had a small recurring role as “Stephanie’s Friend” on The Hills season 5. Anyway, they are looking to a have a sexy photo shoot, because that is what you do in Whistler? The real story here is that Elise is making the same face she makes when she sees she has a text from Auntie Mary, and talking over Lauren and Colin the whole time. There is little time to worry too much about Elise’s descent into her awful mood because the team has to get to work planning. And they do, they set up all their activities in approx 45 seconds thanks to the internet, phones, and the intern that spent 2.5 months setting up all these activities to run seamlessly. Then Elise gets a magical text, remember Colin of Lauren and Colin? Well turns out this sexy photo shoot will also include an tire to explain to your in-laws engagement. Yes Colin is proposing and he will need the Gibbons Life team for assistance.
Kendra, Jim. and Elise are assigned to the engagement/sexy photo shoot/opportunity for Lauren to remind everyone she is a fitness model. The team make a plan for a sexy photo shoot at this cabin and pick the bathtub for the engagement spot. Jim tries to get Elise to open up a little bit about her thoughts on the Bobby fight but she isn’t spilling. Jim tells us he doesn’t really see Elise as a manager and Elise tells Jim that she isn’t here to make friends, she is here to scout out locations for Snow Dogs 2: Terrance Howard reminds us he is not Cuba Gooding Jr.
Ok she didn’t say that last part but thanks to the commentors below we have discovered that Elise has made the rounds on the reality shows and “I’m Not Here To Make Friends” is in the Andy Cohen HR policy. There is little time to dissect Elise’s management style because Lauren and Conrad have arrived in Whistler and Kendra and Bobby fill them in on their upcoming photo shoot experience. Lauren insists that she just doesn’t want to feel like she is working which if you are a fitness model you probably should have considered an alternative plan for this vacation…but whatever.
Bobby and Lynsey meanwhile meet up with Nic/Anya/and the other night club promoter roll in for their exciting Whistler experience, ziplining. I’m sorry what is this 5th grade project adventure this activity is a little lame. The nightclub promoting crew seems a bit wary of ziplining, in particular, Nic (with no K), to be fair their expertise is lines off the back of urinals so cut these kids some slack if they aren’t exactly outdoorsy. Anyway turns our Nic (sans K) is a little afraid of heights, uh oh, flashes of Vegan Courtney….