Hi everyone! Welcome back to this shit show! Right off the bat, the editors have given us clips, referencing everyone getting turned up within 2 seconds of the show opening. Holy Jesus. Just in the “previously on” section! This is out of hand.
AnywaySSS, we dive right back into the girl group Tina is managing and their tough ass, cat instragramming Mom is still popping off on our Krusty the Clown producer. Krusty does not want his time wasted and gives Mama dearest such a profound “BYE,” that somewhere, Felicia was proud. One of the producers aggressively asks the girls if they still want to record the song, as everyone is in such a positive mind set right now. Mom says “FUCK IT” and we see Krusty has now gotten so heated and his shade cannot even keep him cool that he now is rocking an admirable man bun. There is some more yelling about the use of Google and resumes, but all I care about is Krusty calling the family a bunch of “fake ass bitches.” HUGS XOXO.
We head on over to Danielle’s daughter’s first birthday party at Tina’s house because apparently, this is the only place these people hang out aside from the occasional Burger King trip to pick up some of Lizzy’s french delights. The girls Dad, Don, shows up and Dom is instantly grilled about his children. No time for foreplay guys. Outside, Richard is cooking pork and cue the super dark, dramatic music for Dom’s soul weeping over this swine catastrophe.
Tina is inside, crying to her Dad about being single because Wayne turned out to be a shady mother fucker. I still literally cannot figure out why anyone would be shocked by this. ANYONE.
Back at Tina’s house later in the week, Mom comes over and lets the girls know they will all be presenting at the Latin Music Awards and Lizzy shits the couch in fear of memorizing two sentences. It’s a big deal you guys. Words are difficult.
Speaking of shitting the bed, Lizzy again shits herself at lunch with Dom because he tells her he needs to head back to France for his son’s birthday and Lizzy is upset and wants to go with him. Dom says his baby mama doesn’t see them as concrete yet and Lizzy scoffs at this idea. Instagram dating is very real and very serious.
Coming up, Danielle stirs up some shit between Lizzy and Dom and we will find out why Lizzy may have beef with Raquel Welch of all fucking people. Come back soon and read my full recap!
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