Happy White Friday!! – is that too much?
Chanel is excited about Black friday shopping to buy people lame presents and Keke Palmer is wearing a million bobby pins as a headband. The Chanels go shopping, when Chanel has an epiphany to be nice and buy her friends pink jeeps. But somehow everyone is out of the entire mall and they are locked in! And the Red Devil is there! And another one! – So now there are 2 mystery killers. I guess we kind of knew that, but why would the writing back up something that happened episodes ago? A Red Devil shoots Chanel with a crossbow, and in comes Niecy Nash! New Chief of Police! Oh yeah, they fired all of homicide, but it was a Pete/Grace/Wes scene, so I didn’t want to talk about it. Killer gets away though, of course.
Chanel gathers all the girls to discuss the fact that Dean is the murderer. Note: Grace looks like a human being, decent hair, no hat. Keke Palmer took the ugly hat bullet for her. Grace stands up and talks for way too long, but it’s decided that Dean Munsch Must Die. Chad is hosting a Dixie Dicks meeting with only Pete, which is confusing for all. But it turns out that Booouuuhn left everything to Pete in his will. Forcing Pete to admit Boone was his SOURCE! He’s an investigative journalist! Chad asks him to join, he refuses, leaving Chad to say “you will be murdered to death”, which is probably going to happen anyway and I’m all for it.
Time for a meeting with The Dream Team, Dean Grace Chanel, to talk about feminism/poison. They give her some of her favorite apple cider, with enough poison to kill 3 people…aaaand nothing. I’m convinced she knows. Something is up there. Pete and Grace are having some alone time when he says “I love you” and Grace says “I don’t know”. It was a really awkward makeouttt(?) scene, then Grace says something about killing Dean and he gets really upset about it. Also Grace I’m over your martyr complex. You aren’t a warrior. Go lay down.
The girls at Kappa are freaking out because Jamie Lee Curtis isn’t ead, when Grace says she’s out. So they say mmk you’re REALLY out. And Zayday doesn’t go with her!!! Drama!! Grace heads to see Wes at his apartment and Pete is there, because research? I dunno. They basically figure out what we have known for several episodes, Pete leaves and Wes is a little sad about his gf being a crazy psycho killer bitch. But it gets worse once he leaves! Grace brings up “certain expectations” and Wes is like I KNOW ABOUT IT! Tears are streaming down my face because I do not need to see them have THIS TALK. And they don’t, really. cringeyyyycringecringejhrgjehgihgi. The girls try to kill Dean again by freezing her to death which seems like the worst way to go. Joke’s on them, they open up the fridge thing and just got Activia all over the place!!!! Jk, I wish. But she didn’t die of course.
Dean isn’t dead meeting no. 2: Hester tells a story, Chanel gives everyone phones and says when it goes red, we drown the bitch. But someone gave Abigail Breslin lines, so it all went to hell. Which leaves Chanel alone, Dean ain’t having it. Grace actually looks good and confronts Pete about a sessy lil cabin and how she’s ready!! She says SENTIENT!! Pete then drops the line “I don’t want your first time to be with a murderer.” DUNNN DUNNNN jk that was obvious to us all.
Next week is the two hour finale!!!! Two hours? I’m already EXHAUSTED!!!! Also I’m starting to like Chad. Help.