***It’s been such a great year at TrashTalkTV. Thanks so much for being a part of this oddball family and making us laugh with your insane comments. We love you guys! And thanks to snowshoecat for kicking ass this year editing all these articles!! LOVE TO YOU!!! xo – RonnieK
Here it is, December, Trash Talkers. I hope your year, especially those in Comments, has been a fun, healthy, safe and successful one.
Classy Drunk middled out the month (it is a word because I just wrote it), putting the Ho’ in ho ho ho with wish for the (loosely termed) RHOA ladies.
Enjoy all, and have more of the same for 2016.
Before we get started, I just want to thank you for your support of my eavesdropping efforts, especially those of you who took the time to say hello. You ‘cappers know what a combination of work and fun getting these posts to you can be.
Have a very prosperous and fun 2016! Snowshoecat.
NWMTV on Survivor Second Marinating: I’m not sure how the producers would prioritize them, but “big ego” and “not as smart as they think they are” have got to be up there in the casting checklist for all contestants, don’t you think?
Other must haves:
–Doesn’t play well with opposite sex/gays/minorities/smelly hippies
–Smelly hippy
–Emotional abuse victim/abuser
–Inability to make fire/never encountered a living plant
–Doesn’t know where meat comes from
–Gives Jiffy Probst a tingly feeling in his man parts
–Borderline personality disorder (ADD, narcissism, infantilism, functional Aspergers ***preferred***)
NWMTV on Survivor Second Marinating: Hawaiian Punch is the magical mixer. It goes with everything! (And if you don’t have the extra $1.50 for real Hawaiian Punch– because your welfare check isn’t in, or you already blew it all on scratch-off tickets–you can always get one of those gallon jugs of off-label “red fruit punch” on the cheap! Yum.)
Snickers on TTCeleb Mary-Kay: I feel like I’m getting the Black Lung from just hearing about all the second hand smoke at MK’s wedding!!
Aunt D on TTCeleb Mary-K: Hell no she isn’t. Have you seen pictures of her cats? Those poor things have generations of in-breeding behind them. What the hell’s wrong with a good ol’ ‘Merican Heinz 57 variety pussy?
Steven Wiser onVPump Breakfast: My favorite part of the whole episode was when after Tom1 presented the Shay’s with their healthy breakfast. Sheanamomana said ‘MMMMMMMMMMM” and then she asked him if he liked it Shay looked at her plate and said, “your’s has more cheese.” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Poor Shay I feel you buddy, its hard being heavy and the whole world trying to slim you down by giving not so subtle hints that they think you are fat.
TNGal on VPump Breakfast: After the healthy diet/exercise/no bar hopping Scheana Shay rehab program, I am officially over it. I thought for a hot second that we may see a little more depth to Scheana, but no. Just me, me, me, me. Run, Shay. Run as fast as your “fat” body can carry you. Run straight to the valley, to Mom’s, to anywhere Scheana is not. You’ll be much happier and healthier in the long run. And by the way, who the hell cannot scramble egg whites? No wonder Ariana keeps looking at her like she’s an idiot.
NWMTV on RHOA Kicking: These boat outings are GENIUS on Bravo’s part. They’re cheaper than a cast “vacation,” and feuding parties can’t storm off or refuse to leave their room. They’re stuck on a small boat, right in each other’s faces. Just stir in alcohol, and watch the ghetto fur fly!
NWMTV on Daveed Love Stitch: Every crazy bag lady has to get her start somewhere…
Yoyo should just go out, grab the first unattended shopping cart she can find, and start loading random objects into it. Maybe she can find the overpass Twitch Richards is living under, and they can be roommates.
Classy Drunk on RHOA Kicking: Cynthia was clearly drunk. She was projecting on Porsha as they had been using the b word back and forth all day.
It’s so weird for people to proclaim they are best friends. I only call someone my best friend when they aren’t present. For example, one of my best friends got engaged today. It’s childish and immature.
I’m here in Atlanta so I am waiting to see who’s house is ready…
NWMTV on RHOA Kicking: If I wire you the money, will you go spray-paint the word “thundercunt” on both their houses?
That would be like Santa coming early.
AuntD on RHOA Kicking: s that the new version of, “A pox on both their houses?”
It kind of works for me. Plus it just has that stylin’ James Bondish sound to it. Do it classy!
TNGal on RHOA Kicking : I’ll start a TTTV collection of bail money for you Classy, just in case! 