Hello again K-fans. Welcome to this what I hope is the next to last episode in this season — I mean, how much longer can they drag this stuff out? I’ll try to keep your interest, but no promises. This episode was a real snoozer.
The family is still vacationing in St. Barts, where the mosquitoes must be rampant. Kris is frantically trying to kill mosquitoes with a bug zapper — she gets scared when the zapping noise happens when she kills one!
They all have a stupid discussion about whether mermaids are real.
Kim says: “Mermaids were real once upon a time.”
Kourtney finds out that Scott is seeing random women. She is bothered by this. He is in Mexico with Joe, but Joe said no girls at his house, so Scott is staying in a hotel.
The family goes out on a boat. Tyga and Kylie go flydiving. But Kendall is pissed because she wanted to do this with Kylie.
Kylie flydiving
Kendall pissed
Kris asks Kourtney if she will date again. Kris just wants her to be happy and tells her to have an open mind. Kourtney says she’s not ready to date. After nine years with Scott, she is not interested right now in dating. Krissays she likes Scott and wants them to get back together.
Why are there giant yellow cow udders in the pool with Mason?
Penelope and North are dressed as mermaids. Kourtney says a “real-live” one is coming over to swim with them that night.
Mermaids ARE real
And they get pregnant at a very early age
Tyga, that is quite the bar selection with your gigantic order of pancakes!
Tyga! Never pick your nose when the cameras are on
Kris tells Kylie to spend time with Kendall. Kylie is rude to Kris and says she prefers Tyga to Kendall because Kendall left her all the time to go on her modeling jobs. She prefers to spend time with Tyga. Tyga, Kendall, and Kris discuss how moody Kylie can be — she overhears them and tells them to leave if they are talking about her – go somewhere else.
Kylie does some sexy poses for a camera shoot while Tyga watches. Kylie admits she’s passive-aggressive towards Kendall, but defends it by saying she feels neglected by her all the time. Tyga tries to get her to talk with Kendall.
Kendall, Kim, and Khloe are talking about how hot Kourtney is now (she has the revenge body) and she doesn’t realize how good she looks. Khloe says, “She side-swiped me!” Kendall wants to introduce Kourtney to a photographer friend of hers who is on the island. She says a photo shoot would be good for Kourtney to get her mind off of things (Scott) and boost her self-esteem.
For some stupid reason Khloe is wearing this blow-up crown during Kourtney’s photo shoot
Khloe is complimenting Kourtney on the effort she is making to be all sexy. Kourtney says it’s no effort. Khloe says being a bad-ass-bitch is what life is all about. Kourtney is actually showing panache – she takes the crown from Khloe, saying she was the original queen and is taking the crown back.
Kourtney: “I am the original queen!”
The “real-live” mermaid shows up.
The “real-live” mermaid is carried in because… mermaids cannot walk
Tyga and Kylie and Kris are discussing tattoos. Kylie has a very teeny tattoo that she got when she first turned 18. Tyga has a tattoo of Kylie’s name on his arm. He says his tattoos are like a timeline of his life. Kris says Rob (remember, her son) says the same thing about all his tattoos. Each one is for a reason and has sentimental value.
Kylie comes to talk to Kendall. Kendall says that she was looking forwarding to spending time with Kylie, and asks her why did she bring Tyga. Kylie says because she wants him there. Kylie says she has a lot of people to please and she is so wanted by so many people. But she agrees that she and Kendall should have sister time. She apologizes and they make up. And agree to spend time together.
Kendall, Kylie, and Tyga go on a hike with a trainer. Kylie’s booty is jiggling and Tyga comments on it.
Tyga eats hot Cheetos before the hike
People keep sending Kourtney postings of Scot with other women. She doesn’t want any more information. During dinner with the family, a really hot guy comes over to interrupt and say that Kourtney is beautiful – he has been watching her for 20 minutes. He can help her with surfing, snorkeling, diving, whatever. Kris is all over it and pushing Kourtney to take him up on his offer.
I can help with …whatever
Khloe and Kourtney are doing water aerobics in the pool with a personal trainer. Kourtney says Khloe’s butt is her motivation. Kim says she is so proud of Kourtney for how she is handling things and how good she looks.
Kourtney’s motivation
The family is finally leaving St. Barts to go home. Kris says this is a start of a new beginning. Kourtney says it was a wonderful time with her sisters and her kids and even her mom. Everyone enjoyed this family vacay – it helps them to appreciate the family more.
Hell, we are bringing the mosquitoes home with us!
Back at Kris’s house in Calabasas, there is a visitor with Kris and the sisters, Greg Sadofsky. Apparently their favorite restaurant named Stanley’s has closed and now there are no good restaurants in Calabasas. So, Kris is having a meeting for them to all get into the restaurant business in Calabasas – not sure what Greg’s role is. Kim says: “Shall we call it Dash Diner? Dine and Dash?” Kris wants to serve: Kris’s Pasta Primavera, Kris’s rice pilaf, Kris’s swordfish. The girls all roll their eyes. Khloe says none of those dishes sound like she wants them in her restaurant.
Doesn’t appear that those butt exercises helped Khloe’s ass
Yuck! Mom’s cooking is the worse!
Especially the swordfish
Scott shows up. Greg leaves. Scott says he was just coming to say hi to Kris – he didn’t know that everyone would be there. Kourtney is caught off guard and is anxious. Scott wants to talk with everyone. He hasn’t talked to anyone in a long time. He keeps his sunglasses on. He says it’s hard to see his children on a vacation that he wasn’t involved with. (Scott, you could try taking your sunglasses off to help you see better.)
He was jealous and so scared that he charted a plane to bring people to Mexico. But this is his only family and he misses them all. He realizes he was in the wrong. He is all alone – no parents and he is an only child. The Kardashians have been his family for all these years. Khloe says they all wanted to help him but he pushed them away. Khloe is standing up and saying the things that Kourtney would want to. Khloe asks why did he destroy the relationship he had with all of them. He apologizes to all of them for letting them all down. He has previously apologized to Kourtney. It’s hard having all of them and now having no one. No parents. No siblings. No Kardashians. No kids. With his addiction issues it’s hard. He feels abandoned and embarrassed.
Kris assures him that he is loved. He says he has never been this unhappy. He says he would kill himself if he didn’t have those kids. But he is going to make it right them for them. He wants another chance. He says it’s hard to loose so many people all at once. Kris says it breaks her heart to see Kourtney suffering. But Scott has to make his decision to make a commitment. He needs to have faith in himself. Everyone speaks to him except Kourtney.
He leaves.
Well, k-fans, what did you think? Is Scott being sincere this time? Will he be back in the Kardashian fold? Will Tyga and Kylie stay together or will he have to cover up her tattoo on his arm? Will Khloe’s ass continue to grow? Sound off in the comments below.
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