Celebitchy – Chris Brown Is Being Investigated For Allegedly Punching a Woman in the Face in Las Vegas
Ragehole and punch artiste Chris Brown is at it again. Or should I say his fists are at it again? Over the weekend in Las Vegas, one model will be investing heavily in Sephora’s cover-up makeup collection after getting a fistful of Chris Brown fury for smuggling in a cell phone. It’s unbelievable to me that this garbage person still has a career and is able to roam the streets where he can freely hit anyone with a vagina, but USA! USA! USA! Here’s an idea: either don’t go to parties thrown by Chris Brown (because why would you?), or instead of wearing a low cut mini dress consider wearing protective gear and a hockey mask.
TMZ – Mark Salling: Nothing to Hide With Ride or Die Friend
Well, if Chester Molester here has a lady that will spot him at the gym he must be innocent. Right? RIGHT? Has anyone checked her ID? Her immigration status? Let’s hope whoever this (well-compensated) “friend” is that she kept Salling from singing “Every Breath You Take” to the kid’s in the gym daycare room.
Perez Hilton – Scott Disick’s Holiday Black Eye Explained
Not buying the “fell down” argument. We all know the Murtaugh half of the Drunk Dick Dad’s buddy comedy duo is covering for his abuser Chris Brown.
Dlisted – Johnny Depp Thanks Amber Heard For Putting Up With Him
Amber just said a distracted, “uh-huh… yeah, heart you too, honey” and then went back to counting Johnny “Scarf-Lady” Depp’s sweet sweet Pirates of the Caribbean booty.
I Don’t Like You In That Way – Kylie Jenner Will Probably Do Porn in 2016
Oh, Kylie. Bondage? Really? If you want to keep Tyga interested you need to sport some knee socks and pigtails. Oh, and be under the age of eighteen, but that rape van has already peeled out of the neighborhood.
To help you clean off the grime from this garbage person heavy TrashTalkCeleb here’s a bit of John Oliver to make things right.