New York Times – Rest in Peace, Scout
Because 2016 has officially brought a ruthless plague upon our celebrities, Death is still on his furious warpath. His latest harvest is Harper Lee, esteemed bowl cut haver and author of To Kill A Mockingbird, that book you definitely have read because you are obviously reading this now, and are thus literate, and thus attended an institution of learning. Though her life was fraught with seclusion and controversy (mostly surrounding her lawyer), Harper was a bad ass mother fucker and friends with Truman Capote, which is more than I can say for my sorry excuse of a writing career.
The Muse – The Shade of It All…
Take a deep breath and tuck your dicks in, ladies, because the trailer for Season 8 of Ru Paul’s Drag Race is here. If you’re like me, you’ll be filling a baby pool full of vodka and rock candy and parking it right in front of your television on Monday, March 7th for an hour of hunty bliss.
People – Hollywood’s Most Herpetic Reality Couple Rashes Up Again
Someone fed the gremlins that are Spencer and Heidi Pratt after midnight and now I guess we have that to deal with. The husband and wife team are advertising their upcoming appearance on Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars or Couples Therapy or Celebrity Apprentice or Room Raiders or Trading Spaces or honestly who knows (who cares?) when People wrote this long ass expose on them. So I guess if you’ve got 20 minutes to blow and don’t mind tormenting your own psyche with the monstrous imbalance and unfairness in our world, go ahead and read it.
Jezebel – Like Vote or Something
America’s greatest cheeto treasure Britney Spears posted two photos of herself with fellow feminist icon and email enthusiast Hillary Clinton last night on her Instagram. Having originally blessed it with “#ImWithHer”, Brit promptly removed the hashtag. Arousing suspicion that she did or didn’t publicly endorse Clinton, Britney simply smiled, stuck out her tongue, crossed her eyes, and skipped through the meadow, absently slurping down a frappuccino. That’s our Britney! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Huffington Post – Huffington Post: Answering Life’s Important Questions
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