Vinyl Recap: What Was That?
Welcome, Trash, to the premiere of HBO’s latest Terence Winter prestige series: Vinyl! Set in 1973 it’s all about sex, drugs, rock, roll, punk, hip hop and eventually, disco. Yes, disco. But I got...
View ArticleDownton Abbey Episode 7 Recap: At the Races
Welcome back to Downton – only 3 episodes left. I’m going to miss the show and its opening theme music, which is pretty and a little haunting. Previously: Cora has been offered the position of hospital...
View ArticleThe Walking Dead Recap: Rick Makes a Stand
Well, I guess that episode was okay. It was kind of boring. Psych! That shit was sick! I loved it. I may have been slow clapping at the end of it. Also, I may have been buzzed on champagne. Before we...
View ArticleRHOA Recap: Elvis Lives
Last episode, the housewives landed in Jamaica with a series of guest stars that would put Jerry Lewis to shame. NeNe showed up and forced Kenya, Phaedra and Porsha to accept their place as the...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Kanye West, Jerry Seinfeld, Grammys, Avril Lavigne, Liberty Ross
Celebitchy – Kanye West: “The System Is Designed For Colored People to Fail” While this country still has a very looong way to go when it comes to race, I don’t think that Kanye “Genius Of Our Time and...
View ArticleKeeping Up with The Kardashians — Family First
Welcome Back K-fans. Are we ready to dissect this episode? Keep in mind, I can’t determine why the episode is called Family First. I think more appropriately it should be called: Money First,...
View ArticleFace Off Recap – The Quick and The Dead
We open with the designers in some sort of factory that’s printing. Newspapers are being printed. The connection to this week’s challenge is they will be looking at obituaries for inspiration – but...
View ArticleDropping Accidental Truths
Welcome back, Newlyweds lovers! This show must never end. I have never felt so together as I do after watching terrible couples scream over renovations or after watching a Lambo-break down mid-road...
View ArticleDance Moms Recap: The Well-Oiled Machine That Was Anything But
Hey all you trash cancan dancers and welcome back to another week of middle aged women with disturbingly low maturity levels blindly dragging their children to rock bottom on Lifetime’s Dance Moms. For...
View ArticleThe Next 15 Recap: The Many Emotions of New York
Welcome back friends. We made it through another week of The Next 15, and I’m still not sure how I feel about this show. I’ve decided to ignore the idea that this show would be giving us a “behind the...
View ArticleParty Down South Recap: She Devil Went Down to Georgia (episode 3)
Hey everyone! I am back from Portugal and a little jet lagged so why don’t I wake up at 4:30am and get to the madness of Party Down South? I will accept your thanks at a later time in the form of...
View ArticleRHOMelbourne: Open Letter to Bravo
Dear Bravo, YOU’RE AWFUL. This Sunday while Shady Sunday is underway, our friends from Australia will be shine, shine shining unto their continent the third “series” (which is Australian for “season”)...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Harper Lee, Ru Paul’s Drag Race, Speidi, Britney Spears,...
New York Times – Rest in Peace, Scout Because 2016 has officially brought a ruthless plague upon our celebrities, Death is still on his furious warpath. His latest harvest is Harper Lee, esteemed bowl...
View ArticleRemembering Big Ang: A Big Star with an Even Bigger Heart
The biggest personality in reality TV, Angela Raiola of ‘Mob Wives’ fame, died of cancer yesterday at the age of 55. Her throaty voice and contagious laugh made her one of the most memorable stars in...
View ArticleTop Chef Recap: Hammer Time
Hello Trashies and welcome to a brand-spankin, new, Top Chef Recap. Let me start off by saying, AHHHH No Man Bun!? How unlucky am I to have missed the week that little poser got sent packing. Alas!...
View ArticleLucifer Recap: Love is Hell
Det. Gelfling is trying to wash the Muppet right out of her hair. She’s having one of those “only on TV/Film” showers where she very slowly sticks her face in the shower head, which causes her to...
View ArticleThe Amazing Race Episode 2 Recap: “You Look Like Gollum”
Ready for leg 2 of The Amazing Race, social media edition? Leg 1 was a NEL and I’m still unsure if that has happened before. Some of you commented it was expected due to the different starting points,...
View ArticleSurvivor Kaoh Rong Premiere Recap: Earworms and Mental Giants
Hola Trashies! This new season of Survivor caught me by surprise. I was certain I had a few more weeks til the premiere, but I happened to catch a commercial for it during the Superbowl…while on an...
View ArticleHow to Get Away with Murder Recap: No Wonder She Hates You
This episode of How to Get Away with Murder opens with a pregnant Annalise from 10 years ago, vomiting in the bathroom, probably from watching last week’s episode. She comes downstairs to a different...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Saint West, Big Ang, Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga, Teen Mom
E! – Do You Know What I Know? Said the blogger to the people everywhere. A child, a child, shared on Instagram; he will bring us goodness and Likes: Saint West already knows his life is one major...
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