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The Next 15 Recap: A Reality Show About Reality Stars(?)
There was a time, not so long ago, when I was convinced that we as a society had run out of ideas for how to exploit people on television. We have shows where people date on TV. There are shows where...
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Vanderpump Rules Recap: Something to Pout About
Greetings, Trashies, and welcome to this special New Hampshire Primary edition of TTTV’s Vanderpump Rules recaps! In this Shay-less episode, Kristen goes on a real date (for under 20 bucks), Katie...
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RHOBH Recap: The Tour Bus Don Rickles’ Ball Sack Rented
Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Yolanda gave her entire friend circle on Facebook Lyme Disease, Erika taught us her Pat the Puss choreography, … …not to be confused with Beyonce’s...
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The Bachelor Recap: Can The Pigs Be The Next Bachelor?
OK, Trashies. Here we go. I’m exhausted and I’m still getting over whatever plague seems to be going around lately. This recap is brought to you by copious amounts of NyQuil. I wish this were a real...
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Total Divas Recap: Dinosaur Dicks & Empowered Tits
Welcome back to WWE land my lovelies! We start the episode up with what I’m sure is Nattie’s story arc for the episode: getting wasted alone and sending sad drunk texts. Nattie is getting her weave put...
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Fantasy Survivor 32: Brawn, Brains, Beauty, and Tribe TrashTalkTV
This Spring’s Survivor will pit smarts against looks against muscle. They think they’ve got all they’re bases covered, but they don’t have SNARK. TrashTalkTV has our own tribe in Survivor. Fantasy...
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2 Gays 1 Superbowl Resurrected!
I made a video a few years ago called 2 Gays 1 Superbowl. It was my first voiceover video for TVgasm and it started me on a splicing journey. A gay page on facebook downloaded it, cut my name out and...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Tori Spelling, Teresa Giudice, Kanye West, Ok Go, Cosmo
Celebitchy – Tori Spelling Has An Alter Ego Named Terri Who Pees Everywhere I didn’t realize that I needed an alter ego to explain away my batshit crazy behavior. I’ve done a lot of crazy things...
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Newlyweds Recap: Awkward
Subtitle: People are Not Chia Pets! Grab some wine and thank your partner for being a regular human being, it’s time for Newlyweds!! Last week: Craig and Brandon were adults. Rob #1 was emotionally...
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Face Off Recap: The Monster In Me
We made it to week 5! I’m finally starting to actually remember everyone’s names! Which of course means it’s time for me to start growing waaaaay too attached to everyone, which will make eliminations...
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Dance Moms Recap: Abby’s Back and You’re Gonna be in Trouble
Hey all you trash talkers! Welcome back to another week of Dance Moms. Unfortunately, Abby crawled out from her watery, hell-soaked layer in the depths of the sea and is back to screaming at the girls...
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Downton Abbey Episode 6 Recap: Remind Me Never to Cook for Mr. Carson
Hey Downtoners, ready for episode 6 of 9? Apologies for being late with this recap. I had another work trip, this one in snowy Ohio. Previously: Robert Crawley/Earl of Grantham/Lord Grantham/Papa/Donk...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Pope Francis, Ryan Reynolds, the Kardashians, Teresa Giudice,...
TMZ – Raddest Pope Ever Spring Breaking in Mexico, Take a Shot Dope Francis is going to Mexico, because that’s where all the slam pieces are this time of year, brah. Get your dicks wet and your brain...
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Project Runway Junior Recap: 4 Weeks Is Not Enough Time
Hey peanuts, It’s the second to last episode and I just now figured out that it’s called Project Runway JUNIOR, not Project Runway Juniors. My bad. On the plus side, I’ve cooled off after all the...
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The Amazing Race Episode 1 Recap: “I Should’ve Been a Boy Scout”
Welcome to the season 28 premiere of The Amazing Race (TAR), starring Phil’s eyebrow and a bunch of social media “celebrities”. Are we ready for another raaaace around the world with these (mostly)...
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How to Get Away with Murder: LSD Edition
What. THE HELL? If you watched this week’s episode of How to Get Away with Murder, you are probably scratching your head, drinking, and/or pondering heading out into the blistering cold and hoping for...
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Lucifer Recap: There Can Be Only One Lucifer Morningstar
So as we all know, Lucifer is going through a rebellious teen phase with his Almighty Dad, and ditched Hell for L.A. where he plays piano in his Hellfire Club like a snarky and less sparkly Liberace....
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Mob Wives 606 Recap: Family Values
Hello Trash Talkers! Last week, Big Ang staged a sit-down so the original mangy bitches of this show could finally put their shizz away. The ladies pledged undying loyalty and devotion to the reality...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Antonin Scalia, Kanye West, Peyton Manning, Tyra Banks,...
CNN – Ding Dong, the Dick is Dead Antonin Scalia, the closest the muggle world ever came to Voldemort, died on Saturday of an apparent heart attack in Texas. While I personally try to practice better...
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Top Chef Recap:I’ll give you the booze but this time keep your hands to yourself
Hi Trashies I agreed to do this on Friday, then got so drunk I forgot about it until this morning. This is the level of competence you can expect from me I’m afraid. I am filling in for ColdPizzaParty...
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