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IDLYITW – Kylie Jenner Is An Anti-Vaxxer
When I want intelligent political opinions I don’t need experts with their degrees and scientific facts. Boring, right? The best political insights come from illiterate teenagers who spend their entire day staring with their dead eyes into the mirror re-applying lipstick because they lack a soul. Consider my mind changed on the subject, Kylie. All hail the epidemic!
Celebitchy – Caitlyn Jenner Posed With Hillary Clinton , Cait Says She’s #willingtolisten
Speaking of politically savvy, we see where Kylie gets her big old brain cells from. Cait who may be able to rock a body con dress with Beverly Hills best second wives, clearly left her brains smoking cigars with all the privileged white men in the country club because her political opinions are fucking bonkers. Cait who thinks Hillary Clinton isn’t good for women — because Republican men have never been known to stick their hands down our metaphorical pants because silly women can’t make choices — but somehow Trump is. Cait is a genius. Never fear, she took a selfie with Hillary and is now #willingtolisten for #ratings and #headlines. I’ve got a suggestion for Cait #takeaseat because you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.
Dlisted – Henry Cavill Asks that Ladies to Stop Hitting On Him In Front Of His Girlfriend
Oy, slags, leave Superman alone! His teenage girlfriend may not be old enough to buy a beer in the U.S. but that doesn’t mean she can’t feel bad when you try and grind up on her man. Henry understands that his blinding good looks are more than most women can stand, and we are powerless when confronted by his god-like physique but chillax everyone. Henry loves his girlfriend (and possibly gay hook-ups in the bathroom at The Abbey) but he’s a one-woman man.
TMZ – Lindsay Lohan: Mom Ready To Meet the In-Laws
Silly, Dina. Everybody’s knows that you don’t kiss a whore on the mouth, and you certainly don’t meet the trick’s parents for brunch. Wise up, lady. This is chapter one of The Pimp’s Guide To…
The Hollywood Sigh – Good People Are Awesome: The John Boyega Edition
Occasionally there are things that make even my cold, black heart beat a little faster, and John Boyega being cuter than a basket full of puppy’s is that person.
