Hi all! The universe didn’t watch me to see this week’s episode of RuPaul, but the universe also didn’t want Countess LuAnn to have a music career, and here we are.
So there’s going to be a new girl and What Does Acid Betty Think?? Acid Betty thinks we should all just ignore her. Wtf. I hate her so much.
Thorgy will always fill my heart with joy, but Naomi won the mini challenge because her outfit was cute. Oooooh we get to find out who RuPaul brought back! And it’s….the least exciting person it could been. Naysha who got kicked off already. Too early for that shit. I don’t miss this Phi Phi O’Hara lokin betch.
This weeks challenge is an acting challenge which I always love.
Thorgy and Bob are playing the same role and being a little shady and that is killing me!! I don’t want them to be enemies!!
Big surprise: More life needed from Kim Chi. Thorgy is hilarious. Derek is pretty but disappointing. Oh wait, none of that is surprising.
For the first time in drag herstory…. We’re gonna go down the runway in roller skates!!!
Bob has never skated before!
My heart is breaking for Thorgy and her mom story right now. Her mom was dying and she didn’t find out until she came down and she died THE DAY OF! Jeeeeeez that is fucked up. Ugh. As if my heart needed to be full of more love for her.
THORGY WITH A PROP!
Runway breakdown: Who knows how to make gifs? I need one of Bob the Drag Queen almost falling and then almost doing the splits forever. Maybe my favorite runway ever. Thorgy of course is cute as ever in a giant wig. Robbie Turner had a hilarious look with a star on the butthole, like all jumpsuits should have.
What in the hell is Kim Chi doing in this scene!? Cookie was the role to be, and Thorgy and Bob were the correct people.
We don’t understand what Cynthia says, but we don’t care. We just laugh. Robbie and Derek are the ones I forgot about. And the ones I probably forgot to mention here. Speaks for itself. Oh, and fuck Acid Betty’s wig.
Lip sync: Cynthia vs. Robbie!!! This is sad because I love writing for both of these girls. I mean, neither of them are going to win, but they’re fun to watch. I want to be friends with Robbie. Well I just want to send screenshots of people I don’t like to Robbie because it would be therapy. Cynthia chooses heels and Robbie chooses wheels, oooh! And had she not chosen wheels, she prob would have gone home, because FLYING OFF THE STAGE saved her ass. Also, if you’re making that gif of Bob…you know what to do. And bless you.
Goodbye, sweet C. I will miss you.
Next week, I will get my life together. -Me, last week.
No but really, next week my tv will record RuPaul and next week I will have wifi so I can take screenshots. I love all of you for reading SO MUCH and I’ll see you tomorrow for Mother/Daughter Experiment!