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TrashTalkCeleb: Oscar Isaac, Tyga, Joe Giudice, Kanye West
Lainey Gossip – Oscar Isaac Eats Cheetos With Chopsticks There is so much horrible shit going on in the world right now, and this morning’s tragic and hateful attack in Belgium is another sobering...
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RHOA Recap: Season 8 Reunion Part 1
It’s the 76 part reunion of Real Housewives of Atlanta. The women are all dressed in their porridge-colored finest. Porsha is “Aunt” Porsha so now she shares a brain and a name with the world’s most...
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Vanderpump Rules Reunion Part 1 Minicap: Crazy Lady Piñata
Hey Trashies, gather round — it’s time for a minicap of highlights from the VPR reunion, part 1! First, a shout out to fellow natural-born smartass @yellowlabowner — I feel a certain kinship with you…...
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Fuller House Recap: The Tanners Singlehandedly Ruin Dirty Dancing, Macy Gray,...
Hi, Trashiis! Did you miss me? Here we are, episode 3. If you were hoping to get another look at Stephanie’s boobs, you’re in luck, because they are here to greet you at the very opening of the...
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RuPaul Recap: Deals on Wheels on Heels
Hi all! The universe didn’t watch me to see this week’s episode of RuPaul, but the universe also didn’t want Countess LuAnn to have a music career, and here we are. So there’s going to be a new girl...
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Better Call Saul Recap: Viktor and Gisele
Hey McGilligans! It feels like just the other day I was writing my last recap. Oh that’s right. I was. But I have been warned by a very good friend that if I don’t get my priorities straight and stop...
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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: MuuMuu Conversion
It’s been a crazy week over here. Suffice it to say, I made an absolute drunken ass out of myself on the latest Watch What Crappens episode and just woke up from a twelve hour slumber. I didn’t wake up...
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Total Divas Recap: Who wants to detox?
What is up trashies? Another captivating episode of ‘Total Divas” something you want? Well great, because we’ve got one filled with nerve wracking moments and the hardest life decision: dying one’s...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Say Yes To the Dress, Henry Cavill, Spoiled Rich Kid, Tom...
TMZ – Say Yes To the Dress Bride Says Producers Are Trying To Ruin My Wedding Well, knock me over with the rubbery chicken option at the reception because I never would have guessed that a reality show...
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Face Off DoubleCap! – Cyclops and Warcraft oh My!
Hold onto your hats folks, we’re doing a DOUBLECAP this week. (So, to get up to speed, when we last left off at TrashTalk TV, we were shaking our heads at a field of really questionable genies....
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TrashTalkCeleb: Garry Shandling, A.J. McLean, Kristin Cavallari, PUPPIES (ben...
NBC – Garry Shandling is Dead Garry Shandling, an influential comedian and all-around mensch, died yesterday in LA. He showed no signs of being sick. I don’t know much about him, other than that he...
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L.A. Clippers Dance Squad Episodes 1 and 2 Doublecap: Welcome to the Sisterhood
Hello Trash Talkers! It’s Floshizzle, fresh off Mob Wives with a new crap show to recap. This one is a BRAND NEW SERIES! It’s the very latest in mindless entertainment from the greedy goblins at E! I...
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Party Down South Recap: Single on a Segway (episode 9)
Wow! It is so crazy in here. So…wild. I guess with all the topsy turvey, swiddle swaddle and flim flam, I lost sight of just how wild it got on Party Down South on this, the final vacation. Wild Lyle...
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The Next 15 Recap: Claudia The Clown
Something I’ve always wondered is how people think they look when they’re on a reality tv show. I’d imagine many people aren’t happy with their appearance, and I believe a lot of people try to blame...
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RuPaul MiniCap: Rock Lobsters & Dragometry
We are one SECOND into this episode, and all the girls are walking into the room to see Cynthia’s goodbye message, feeling sad, right? But nah in comes Acid-Wash Betty jumping for joy like she’s...
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RHOA Recap: Season 8 Reunion Part 8
One down, two grueling episodes of barely proven accusations to go. This week we get to the bottom of – nothing really. We just get to watch barely patched together friendships disintegrate all over...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Jessica Lowndes, Susan Sarandon, Netflix, Phaedra Parks
Celebitchy – Jessica Lowndes Isn’t Really Dating Jon Lovitz, She Just Has a New Music Video For those of you who remember that terrible reboot of Beverly Hills 90210 known as 90210 (because Becummers,...
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Dancing with the Stars Recap: Noche Latina!
Hi, Trashies. It’s time for Latin Night and the first elimination of the season! Ooh, Mark is injured, so he doesn’t get to make the dance all about him. Maybe he’ll pull a Derek move and somehow...
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Vanderpump Rules Reunion Part 2 Minicap: Stand By Your Man-Ho
Howdy Trashmii! It’s that time again — time for a minicap of part 2 of the Vanderpump Rules season 4 reunion! First, a shout out to @Kate and @Anna, two intrepid lurkers who punched through that wall...
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Real Housewives of Potomac – To Life, To Life, L’Chiam
Previously on The Real Housewives of Potomac, Ashley and Katie sucked at reading social cues, and Karen continued to pick arbitrary fights to justify her paycheck as a Bravo castmember. Wait that’s...
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